BEER
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Fryowa
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They will make millions off of that.
okeefe4prez
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No, not even close. My cousin had his wedding reception at some fancy micro brewery place in the Twin Cities. Not a huge wedding by any means. Dude stocked 10 cases of Busch Light to give the people who didn't want to drink the microbrew an alternative. The Busch Light was gone before supper got finished. The bartender was flabbergasted. Point is, dudes from Iowa can throw back some copious amounts of beer. Hell, were any of you bros at the Northern Illinois game at Soldiers field back in ought seven? There wasn't a drop of beer left in the stadium by the end of halftime.
Maybe this beer tastes like piss and no one will buy it.
okeefe4prez
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I'm not gonna lie, it's a damned good looking can and at 4.7% I'll bet I could easily throw back 15 of those before an 11 AM kickoff and be sober enough to drive home after the game.
Gander Hawk
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Kind of related, MSU just approved beer sales at Spartan Stadium. There are several good breweries in the state if they decide to brand a beer.
Northside Hawk
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Ten cases of Busch Latte at an upper Midwest wedding reception?
That's like walking into a lion's den armed with only a squirtgun.
Fryowa
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You’d have to stop four times on the way home to shit in a sketchy one-man bathroom in a Sinclair station with a door that doesn’t lock, though. The money you spend on Slim Jims and FunYuns at those four stops would negate drinking the cheap beer. I calc’d it in a spreadsheet.
MelroseHawkins
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That is a really cool can.
MelroseHawkins
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There is good quality beer, then there is yellow buzz water. They still sell 30 pks of that chit? I haven't bought a 30 pk in years now.
MelroseHawkins
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Lol how we've completely done a 180 degray on college sports. What used to be "amateur" and pure (no acohol, gambling, etc.) now have Nil, gambling, alcohol sponsored NIL accounts for players, alcohol in stadiums.
Boy, when you really need $$$$, cave and turn to alcohol and gambling. Parallel with the ideologies of those running our governments. Funny.
Boy, when you really need $$$$, cave and turn to alcohol and gambling. Parallel with the ideologies of those running our governments. Funny.
NCHawker
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Ha! I quit drinking 13 years ago. Probably don't need to be trafficking in these posts. But its fun anyway.
Chickenlounge
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Now we just need prostitution in the concourses and we'll have the trifecta.
MelroseHawkins
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I know you stated this in jest, but unfortunately it is not that far from that.
NCHawker
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nailed it. with vending machines selling gummies, weed, condoms and, viagra
Fryowa
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I don't drink either so you're not alone.
Fryowa
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I've never tried weed or edibles but I have no qualms. It seems a whole lot safer than booze IMO.
My employer tests randomly throughout the year (even in the office, not just our plant floor), and about 6 months ago they announced they weren't testing for THC anymore because we were losing too many good people. We were the last employer in NW still testing for it according to the hospital we contract through.
I get pulled about twice a year. Now that they aren't testing for it where I work if it becomes legal in Iowa I'll give it a shot. The only thing is I can't stand the smell and wouldn't be able to smoke it, so edibles are my only option. And I'm told that's a whole different ballgame as far as the experience and the effects. Which kinda sucks. I'm told you have to take baby steps with edibles to find your sweet spot. I just want to chill in a lawn chair and listen to music, not have a Pink Floyd moment and see the devil.
