Bad Day for Da Haters

That has to be the longest run-on sentence I’ve ever read. You should contact Guinness and see if they have a category you qualify in.

1) Wait for the booze to wear off before posting.

2) Commas don’t get a space in front of them STOP These aren’t telegrams STOP If you want people to read your stuff you need to make it somewhat coherent STOP
So HN has guidelines on proper sentence structure? Who made you the grammar police?

Lighten up Francis.
 
So HN has guidelines on proper sentence structure?
Not that I’ve ever seen.

And that post goes beyond grammar. It’s more about putting even remotely coherent thoughts together if you want people to read and understand what you’re saying.

Francis.

Oh, and I like your clothes, by the way. There’s something about 59 year old guys wearing $175 Hawaiian shirts, khaki shorts, and boat shoes to Jimmy Buffett concerts that screams, “Hey, I’m not a douche in a mid-life crisis—I promise!!!”
 
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Is there some list somewhere maintained by some well known member of 'the haters'.

No list needed. It is like Miller and Deace always say, if you throw a rock into a pack of dogs the one who welps is the one you were aiming for.
 
Well, you think I'm the biggest hater on here and good luck finding me saying Iowa wouldn't beat Miss St. That being said, I don't recall you saying that Iowa would beat Miss St. Seems like you just like to talk shit and sell snake oil. :)
Right on cue......at least you are consistent in your dislike for the program. Somewhere you will claim that you are actually a very passionate fan who simply wants more......but you would be lying to yourself. To thy own own self be true, Iowa State is up and coming and I think you should get that operation and transition finally.
 
He just comes out of the woodwork to make these same “hater” posts over and over again. Most of the people that he calls haters are on the forum every game cheering on the Hawks. I never see that guy post until the games are over.

He also can’t differentiate between calling out inept coaching and hating the team. And we had inept offensive coaching at times today it’s just for the first time in a long time the other coach was way worse.
Agree agree agree....except this coach has experience beating us.....He lost a total of about 5 big plays...was done in by stupid player penalties...and forgot how to challenge the edge on the 1st and goal series down 24-19...Three runs between the tackles was fatal.
 
Right on cue......at least you are consistent in your dislike for the program. Somewhere you will claim that you are actually a very passionate fan who simply wants more......but you would be lying to yourself. To thy own own self be true, Iowa State is up and coming and I think you should get that operation and transition finally.
Josh Brown is back guys.

We all knew his self-imposed ban wouldn’t last.
 
Without the fumbles and the interceptions Iowa may have won by 20.

Iowa gifted them 16 points, 13 of them right after halftime.
Final stats and the eye test says they played better. If you took out their turnovers....they probably win. Im not saying they are better....but its hard to say we would win by 20 if you wont say they win by 20 if they eliminate their turnovers. They won yardage by a haul, lost penalties by a haul, won time of possession and first downs comfortably. Our defense and a handful of good offensive plays carried the day. Our offense would struggle to hit 17 without the help of the defense.
 
Josh Brown is back guys.

We all knew his self-imposed ban wouldn’t last.
From the smell of things...you are back too. And negative and aggressive. Shock. Must be a sad all around day at the hater spanking factory. Is your Matt Campbell poster fading from the vaseline?
 
Final stats and the eye test says they played better. If you took out their turnovers....they probably win. Im not saying they are better....but its hard to say we would win by 20 if you wont say they win by 20 if they eliminate their turnovers. They won yardage by a haul, lost penalties by a haul, won time of possession and first downs comfortably. Our defense and a handful of good offensive plays carried the day. Our offense would struggle to hit 17 without the help of the defense.
This post reads like John Madden and Captain Obvious had a late-developing baby, who posted after a permanent marker sniffing competition.

Did you watch the game or are you just listing off the ESPN box score? Because most of us already had the penalties and yardage thing pinned down.
 
Final stats and the eye test says they played better. If you took out their turnovers....they probably win. Im not saying they are better....but its hard to say we would win by 20 if you wont say they win by 20 if they eliminate their turnovers. They won yardage by a haul, lost penalties by a haul, won time of possession and first downs comfortably. Our defense and a handful of good offensive plays carried the day. Our offense would struggle to hit 17 without the help of the defense.

You need to get your eyes checked. Iowa didn't get outplayed in that game. Iowa moved the ball fine after they stopped trying to run the ball. Also the return yardage heavily favored Iowa.

I wasn't saying we should have won by 20. I was responding to someone who said Iowa should have lost by 20. I simply pointed out the other side.
 
You need to get your eyes checked. Iowa didn't get outplayed in that game. Iowa moved the ball fine after they stopped trying to run the ball. Also the return yardage heavily favored Iowa.

I wasn't saying we should have won by 20. I was responding to someone who said Iowa should have lost by 20. I simply pointed out the other side.

What are your eyes telling you here?
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This post reads like John Madden and Captain Obvious had a late-developing baby, who posted after a permanent marker sniffing competition.

Did you watch the game or are you just listing off the ESPN box score? Because most of us already had the penalties and yardage thing pinned down.
So you feel that our -15 rush yds to their 190, our 1-11 3rd down conversions and the fact that we had one big pass play made us the clearly better team? Im elated that we won, but, we won because their qb and receivers are disastrous.

Their defensive line punished our o-line. THEY ran for 190 yds vs our -15 yds. Stats reveal what everyone saw. They shot themselves in the foot all day long. Im glad we won, i feel they are the better team.
 
What are your eyes telling you here?
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Iowa winning the game and the turnover battle.

The last pick wasn't as fluky as people think. Stone tipped the ball which altered it's spin and caused the receiver to bobble it. Watch the replay

Not to mention a lucky fumble on a kickoff and a really poor throw by Stanley that put MSU on the 2, and they still needed 3 plays to get into the endzone.

Iowa straight up won this game, and it was well deserved.
 
Iowa winning the game and the turnover battle.

The last pick wasn't as fluky as people think. Stone tipped the ball which altered it's spin and caused the receiver to bobble it. Watch the replay

Not to mention a lucky fumble on a kickoff and a really poor throw by Stanley that put MSU on the 2, and they still needed 3 plays to get into the endzone.

Iowa straight up won this game, and it was well deserved.
I didnt say we didnt deserve to win. No one was happier than me. You saw Iowa dominate on offense? You saw Iowa shut them down on defense? We made the right plays at the right time and we took advantage of opportunities. We deserved to win. Thats why you play the game. To say we are "better" than them is a stretch. We were better today for sure.
 

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