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Sorry to disappoint you guys... but I would rank Keokuk right behind Ottumwa...

it's in the running. But it does have some geographical nuances which are interesting. The hydro-electric dam is pretty significant...and the Mississippi in that area is special.

But a buddy of mine did once site Keokuk as "the divorce capital of Iowa"...FWIW
 
Question, this whole garbage city/town thing, what are the rules? If some of you haven't been through, or too some of the towns then consider yourself fortunate.
 
I've got a couple meetings in the morning, but I'm free in the afternoon. I'm thinking of making a drive to Ottumwa to rectify this situation. Anyone got any more deets on what's the problem, or am I gonna have to do my own detective work?
 
I bet someone didn't get their money's worth during a lap dance at Chills and Thrills. Some sweet SW Iowa hunnys there.
 
I've got a couple meetings in the morning, but I'm free in the afternoon. I'm thinking of making a drive to Ottumwa to rectify this situation. Anyone got any more deets on what's the problem, or am I gonna have to do my own detective work?

Start at the grocery store. Walk in, tap the 50 year old cashier lady on the shoulder - "Excuse me maam, what was Andrew Francis tweet about yesterday?" When she looks at you like WTF? Move on to the next place. Just keep moving until we get some damn answers around here.
 
Don't forget Ft. Madison. Ever look at a map and wonder why that SE corner isn't in Misery? Besides the logical Des Moines River thing.

Always thought it silly that Iowans diss Missouri. At least they pave rural roads. Iowa is about the only state that has free limestone service to farmers that we all get to breath.
 
Always thought it silly that Iowans diss Missouri. At least they pave rural roads. Iowa is about the only state that has free limestone service to farmers that we all get to breath.

I remember hearing that Iowa has more miles of road than any state in the US......
 
You're in for a pleasant surprise, then. We have one of the strongest assistant staffs in the country:

Kirk Speraw: Head Coach at Central Florida from 1993-2010

Sherman Dillard: Head Coach at Indiana State ('94-'97) and James Madison ('97-'04), Global Nike Camp Director ('05-'10)

Andrew Francis: Fran McCaffery's right hand man at Siena.

Al Seibert: Head Coach at University of New Haven ('05-'10)
theyre all good men!
 

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