Listen guys, sorry I haven't been on here sooner, but someone leaked to Gayle that I was reporting on our security here and he got super ****** at me because if the bad guys knew where are weak spots are it would make us more vulnerable to terroristism attacks. He took away my code red clarence for this week and he threatened to take me off gate duty and put me in the finkbine RV area. That's one of the worst assignments we got because you have to put up with all these jackwads who show up in their run down RV's and busses and think they deserve holly roller treatment because they and four buddies put some scratch together and bought a used school bus from a church.
That said even though I wasn't on the field I can tell you a little about this situation. The subject has been on our "ten most dangerous" hand out for over two years. Last year he was discovered getting onto the field after the game and when searched he was found to have a swiss army keychain knife on his possession, which in the right hands could cause countless casualights. He was told then if he was ever observed entering the field again we would have probably cause to take him down.
I spoke to one of the arresting agents who said they did everything they could to get the guy off the field piece fully but he refused to comply with agent instructions. They decided that due to his age they couldn't risk tasering him so the two agents on the seen did the safe thing and tackled him and lied on top of him using they're full body weights until he quit resisting. Then they transported him to the holding cell for transfer and transport.
The official report this AM said based on our complex formula based on statistical probability that arrest saved a 18 lives.
