2starstan - SIAP

[tweeterhawk]

2starstan is the greatest screenname and poster we have had on this site. 2star has done a great job setting up the people on this site with his security/antiterrorism posts.

Of course, if 2star actually exists then he needs to be sent to Guantanamo Bay to help with national security.

From the article, it is nice to know that the Iowa's security guards are hard on the job or have a hard on for their job and are protecting and serving the Iowa community by tackling a 71 year old fan.

What do you mean, if 2StarStan "actually exists"? Of course he exists! How else can you explain the lack of a terroristic attack at Kinnick?

How stoopid are you? Do we have to eggsplain everything to you?

Let Obama figure out what to do with Gitmo. We need Stan keeping the piece in Iowa City.

 

[mbchawk]

Any chance Tyler Neilsen was the guy who tackled him...would have been his first all day.

Right on!! Maybe da securitee gards kood show Tyler how you tackel sumone und brieng dem two the grund. Den dey dun't keep runnin further down da field.

 

[DuffMan]

Sorry, I didn't realize there was already a 2starstan thread going. I wonder if he had anything to do with this? I'm all for a secure Kinnick Stadium, but anything that lowers the chance of me seeing a little boobie is bad.

Where is the common sense at stadium? | Iowa City Press Citizen | press-citizen.com

 

[scourt]

Again, Stan, I saloot you and the 2 Star Security teem for all the lifes you saved this weekend. Exspeshally the old man that had to be taken down while he was rushing the field, obviously with some sort of weapon of mass distrukshun consealed under his clothes. What a rush that had to be.
I have been waiting for the aplakashun to join the teem at 2 Star Security that I requested last week, but I haven't receeved it yet. Please PM me with it ASAP so I can start the applicating proccess. Thank you and God bless Amerika.

 

[racerhawk]

Nah, I'd rather have a patriot protecting us that knows what the word "peace" is. Seems like something that person should know.

You just made America weaker.

 

[racerhawk]

I'm innerested in starting the applikashun process to.

 

[silvanthalas]

What do you mean, if 2StarStan "actually exists"? Of course he exists! How else can you explain the lack of a terroristic attack at Kinnick?

Sorry, but the only people who truly prevent terroristic attacks work for TSA.

 

[VintageHawkeye]

Sorry, but the only people who truly prevent terroristic attacks work for TSA.

Amen to THAT. Stan may be a hero and a patriot, but he's not a Patriotic Hero. There is a difference.
Plus, saving lives at a football game 6x per year < saving thousands of lives all day every day at a large airport.

 

[racerhawk]

Teh TSA is the big leagues, man. Managing the night shift at Sky Harbor is not for just any government slacker. 2Star and other outfits are the "farm league" for the big time security roles at teh TSA.

 

[tweeterhawk]

Amen to THAT. Stan may be a hero and a patriot, but he's not a Patriotic Hero. There is a difference.
Plus, saving lives at a football game 6x per year < saving thousands of lives all day every day at a large airport.

Wait, I thought Stan was a Hawkeyes fan. Do you mean he rutes for that Boston football team?

 

[imported_ankle23]

Wait, I thought Stan was a Hawkeyes fan. Do you mean he rutes for that Boston football team?

everyone nowz that them cowboys are american's team. how 'bout dem cowboys!! whew doggies!!

 

[racerhawk]

Wait, I thought Stan was a Hawkeyes fan. Do you mean he rutes for that Boston football team?

That wood be discusseding. Ruting for a football team from Boston. It just ain't fittin.

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

You just made America weaker.

Weak and dumb. Sounds about right.

 

[HawkeyeMHA]

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[Billso]

Sorry, I didn't realize there was already a 2starstan thread going. I wonder if he had anything to do with this? I'm all for a secure Kinnick Stadium, but anything that lowers the chance of me seeing a little boobie is bad.

Where is the common sense at stadium? | Iowa City Press Citizen | press-citizen.com

Some great comments on Duff's linky. "My wife has large bags and she gets right in '-)"

 

[HawkeyeMHA]

my wife just got large bags today. she is very sore tonight.

 

[Billso]

Congrats to the HawkeyeMHA family on the birth of your twins.

 

[HawkeyeMHA]

Congrats to the HawkeyeMHA family on the birth of your twins.

Ha ha, thanks. I wont get to see the girls for a couple days though. what a world we live in....

 

[Tmoney12]

Stan the man needs a twitter account to keep us up to date on Kinnick gamedays