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  1. TexMcGruder

    Juan Harris would've helped us beat Wisky

    He’s already decommited from the transfer portal
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    Things Nebraska Fans Are Still Holding On To.

    Keeps the lettuce cold.
  3. TexMcGruder

    Woodbury has regressed

    Does anyone remember Les Jepsen? That feller took nearly half a decade to develop. By his senior year he was a force. Early on, he fumbled 'round and was still gettin' used to his 7 foot frame too.
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    Weather report for game tomorrow por favor

    Bring yerself a plastic bag, big enough to carry at least 6 meatballs. Then, type in yer dang address bar weather.com and have a gander. I reckon easier than startin' a dang thread askin' others fer a weather update. But remember, plastic bag big 'nough fer meatballs. You'll be fine.
  5. TexMcGruder

    Man finds football signed by Iowa's 1939 "Ironmen" team

    I'm downright surprised that cyclown fan didn't take it and scribble Blaise Bryant on it just to tick us off.
  6. TexMcGruder

    Notre Dame staff's roots run deep throughout Iowa

    Shake yer fists harder son. Let 'em have it!
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    Rick

    Just a dang FYI, Mark Vlasic appears to the the last dadgum Hawkeye to start an NFL game at QB in 1990. Before that is was Charles Long in 1988.
  8. TexMcGruder

    Delano Hill flips commitment to Michigan

    This here is dang brilliant. Seven buckeye stickers will be awarded and place upon yer Duncan-Hines cake helmet. Dang this was mighty fine.
  9. TexMcGruder

    Is Barry Alvarez Really Getting 1/12 of Bielema's Salary to Coach Bowl?

    Forest Evashevski is sitting upon high and jealous.
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    Are there any Wisconsin commits we could pick up?

    I reckoned that much. Nothin' a sip from a boot filled with whiskey can't handle.
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    Are there any Wisconsin commits we could pick up?

    Why, that'd be one John Hayden Fry and/or Lord Ferentz. Beins I'm out Colorado-way, there ain't too many cact-eye but I have punched a cow in the dang mouth fer the heck of it.
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    Are there any Wisconsin commits we could pick up?

    Much obligied my friend. Yer friend 1hawkeye1 above made me feel real welcome. I'd reckon a little tender near the backside fer that feller. When life hands that gentleman lemons I'd reckon he throws 'em down and grabs a beer. That's what I'd do. Let's hope our personal lord and saviour can...
  13. TexMcGruder

    Legacy players

    We missed out on two talented brothers of former Iowa footballers: Jeremy Maclin and Javon Ringer.
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    Are there any Wisconsin commits we could pick up?

    Dang! Perhaps we should just get a group of fellers from these here message boards and other ones that deal with Iowa Football, hitch the dadgum wagon up to some oxen, supply said wagon with food stuffs and head on up Madison-way. When the players we are suggestin' on this site appear we just...
  15. TexMcGruder

    Well at least we aren't Auburn

    Dang, I'm a day late and fitty cents short. Was 'bout to write this by my dang dial-up intered-net connection was down at the Flyin' J I drove my wagon past.
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    Adam Rittenberg calls watching Iowa's offense "painful"... and not in a good way.

    Dangit son! You know what we do. Why, we um, er, hike the ball and well, stuff. Five buckeye stickers will be removed from my dang helmet fer not bein' able to figure out the offense.
  17. TexMcGruder

    Harty compares Andrew Maxwell to Jakey C

    Hat Party is a dang dingbat. Don't read his garbage. He reminds me of an extra on The Simpsons.
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    Denver area game watch??

    The Pub on Pearl Fresh Craft Not Applebees The Tavern Uptown
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    Hawkeyes: Weisman versus Kinnick

    Dangit! Son! You got me on this un'. T'was just tryin' to have some dadgum foresight into what was fixin' to happen after this here season. Three buckeye stickers will be removed from my tinfoil helmet.
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    Hawkeyes: Weisman versus Kinnick

    Panchero's was recently renamed Weischero's. Airliner, the Weisliner. Wig N Pen. Weisman Pen.
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