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They call it 'Duck, Duck, Gray Duck' instead of 'Duck, Duck, Goose.'...effin dumbasses. Lake Vermilion is cool though.

'Two roads diverged in a wood and I...I took the one less traveled by. And that has made all the difference.' -Jamie Vanderbeken

How did you find out that you met him?

Sorry if I'm a little out of the loop. I'm a tad tuckered out from sorting hogs and fixin' my outhouse, but who's Christian McCaffery?

"The Hawkeyes are in the Rose Bowl!! The Hawkeyes are in the Rose Bowl!! I love it, I love it, I love it!! Listen to this crowd!!" Jim Zabel

Ha! That old dude is the same actor who shot John Wayne in the movie Cowboys. I'm still upset about that one.

I'll go first: 1.) That boring thing you have to endure when you're in a hurry to ski or buy pot-brownies. 2.) Tom Kelly's Bowling Pro Shops -These establishments and their commercials define Nebraska. Genuine. Authentic. Bona fide. Nebraska. 3.) Marlin Perkins of Mutual...

Remember the story about why Minnesota's Briean Boddy-Calhoun hates Iowa? He was whining about Iowa fans behind their bench yelling 'Put Booty in!' the last time they played in Kinnick. EVERY time his name is called Saturday night, Kinnick needs to erupt with 'Boooty! Boooty! Boooty!' It...

Their coach looks like he belongs in an ice shack on Mille Lacs, catching walleyes and pounding Budweiser.

Tracy Claeys looks like he could catch the hell out of a walleye.

Why can't Iowa Hate play with the same roid-rage, cocaine-infused emotion against anyone else but Iowa? Oh yeah, because they're Iowa Hate. So disappointing.

Did you know that Evanston is a Chicago suburb and Ann Arbor is a filthy gutter-slut?

Wisconsin vs. Minnesota could be uglier.

Stave with the yips!

Nate Meier and Akrum Wadley. Just have a feeling.

Safe and Sound by Capital Cities. Everywhere I've heard that song, including Kinnick, people get into it. Very uplifting. It could go along with a tribute on the video board that we're safe and sound with Kirk (as long as he stays new).

If Iowa can protect C.J. and let him do his thing, I like our chances. I think Iowa will have the motivational edge. More to prove and a built-up revenge factor that's ready to pop like a festering zit. I also don't see Paul Chryst out-coaching the new Kirk. Chryst looks a little out of...

I was there too. Wasn't that the game where Lon Olejniczak broke his leg? On a kickoff I think.

If Ott dislocated his elbow, I assume it was popped back in place on the sidelines since he looked fine in the locker room picture. I have a hunch we'll see him in a J.J. Watt arm brace on the field Saturday night. It'll be tough to keep a guy like that on the sidelines if there was no major...

Jamie Pollard, for building such a beautiful venue. The more screaming clowns you can jam into The Inferiority Complex to watch the Hawks win, the merrier. Kirk Ferentz, for clearing ALMOST every hurdle the naysayers have put in front of you (still gotta paint the Tigerhawk at the 50). Tyler...