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ecclesiastical service = profit?

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If you all want, I'd be willing to bring my grill and provide the brats if someone wants to bring some chips ect at the UNI game. We could make it the official unofficial HN tailgate meet n greet. My parking is right next to the ball diamond.
 
If you all want, I'd be willing to bring my grill and provide the brats if someone wants to bring some chips ect at the UNI game. We could make it the official unofficial HN tailgate meet n greet. My parking is right next to the ball diamond.
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Might work. Except those that have their own parking spots, and tailgates wouldn't be able to make it. The out of town visitors that don't have a spot would probably enjoy this if I had to guess.

Where it could be really interesting is at an away game. Especially a place like Indiana, where finding the other HN's would be fairly simple.

I'd especially like to meet some of the more vocal posters in the PC thread. Guessing in person they are nothing like their internet alter egos.
 
Who puts that much detail in their tailgating? I thought it was supposed to be funm but some of you guys treat it like a second job.



The people who come to my tailgate seem to appreciate it. I think it is fun to make each tailgate unique. You are not invited!
 
Who puts that much detail in their tailgating? I thought it was supposed to be funm but some of you guys treat it like a second job.

hahaha

1. Purchase alcohol.
2. Park car.
3. Consume alcohol.
4. Kvetch about KOK and KF and GarBar and Sally Mason with fellow cynical tailgate attendees.
5. Eat whatever the other people contributed.
6. Smoke a few butts.
7. Attend game while hoping and praying that buzz will last four quarters.
8. Go home (or back to hotel) and pass out.
 
hahaha

1. Purchase alcohol.
2. Park car.
3. Consume alcohol.
4. Kvetch about KOK and KF and GarBar and Sally Mason with fellow cynical tailgate attendees.
5. Eat whatever the other people contributed.
6. Smoke a few butts.
7. Attend game while hoping and praying that buzz will last four quarters.
8. Go home (or back to hotel) and pass out.

You forgot "Slide on replica jersey of favorite 20 year old kid".
 
Great thread!

This is how we did it in college:
Friday afternoon:
1) Rent a Uhaul for 24 hours- get the 10', the 14' are just too big.
2) Load up grill and grill supplies, stereo, generator, etc.
3) get kegs and put on ice
4) get food/extras (sausages, chicken, condiments, solo cups, etc.)
5) make sure everything is organized in either a large cooler or fridge
6) Go out downtown and get hammered, preferably hit FAC in time for $2 steins and then go until basically blacked out
Saturday morning
7) Its 6am!!!! Rise and shine, crank up AC/DC or the Iowa Fight song, set off the smoke alarms in the hosue to get everyone's still drunk ***** up
8) Load up kegs/keg supplies
9) Get more ice at the Kum & Go on Burlington/Madison
10) Park, hoist up the flags, set up and get ready.
11) 7 am or earlier its time to tap em and fire up that grill!

Those were the days!!!
 
You forgot "Slide on replica jersey of favorite 20 year old kid".

yeah, that's creepy. I'm normal, I just post several thousand times talking about those 20 year kids...maybe follow them on twitter and hang on their every word.. But if someone wears an Iowa jersey...he's a damn weirdo. ;)
 
yeah, that's creepy. I'm normal, I just post several thousand times talking about those 20 year kids...maybe follow them on twitter and hang on their every word.. But if someone wears an Iowa jersey...he's a damn weirdo. ;)

Me?

Not on twitter. Don't "friend" any players on teh Facebook. You would have a point about the posting if my screen name was TylerSash or iluvclayborn.

It's cool though if you want to wear teh name or number of a teenager on your back. Suit up, brah.
 

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