Your dream of Jacob Park being a Hawk has died

[Hawk1960]

Every barber shop owner in Iowa is relieved.

 

[MelroseHawkins]

I really don't see Kirk Ferentz taking on a pothead and giving him a chance. Hell, CJ Beathard's hair alone drove him nuts in itself.

 

[MelroseHawkins]

Damn that Matt Campbell!!!

I'm liking him better every minute, actually.

 

[Hawk90]

Just laughing at the image of Park playing for Ferentz, kind of like Charlie Manson hanging with Mother Theresa.

 

[MelroseHawkins]

The day Iowa signed that J-Roc/Kenny Powers shit show, who’d be a better fit on Maury getting the results of a “test” than on a football field, is the day I burn my gear and never watch another game. That guy will be cleaning gas station urinals to make his child support next year (after weed and Skoal expense, of course), not trying to play at Iowa.

Campbell even including Iowa on his list on non-competes is just a weak dick punch to Hawk fans. If ISU wasn’t such a burnt turd of a program it might actually be an insult. Jesus.

Always for a good read. Well done.

 

[MelroseHawkins]

Wonder how the Drake and UNI FB boards are taking the news?

Drake's thinking, HELL, WE'VE ARRIVED!!!

 

[cohawkeye]

Cant wait to see Memphis put up a 50 spot on the ronald mcdonald clad clowns. Will be enjoyable.

 

[tksirius]

Just laughing at the image of Park playing for Ferentz, kind of like Charlie Manson hanging with Mother Theresa.

It's getting rather rich around here lately. First KF's a living legend, now he's Mother Teresa, unless you were referring to Kirk as Charlie Manson...
#IdolWorship

 

[homes]

I thought the original post was a joke until I clicked on the link. Could you imagine how short that phone conversation would be between Park and anyone associated with the Iowa football program? How old is he anyway? I bet there are Mormon missionaries playing at BYU who are younger than this guy.

 

[MelroseHawkins]

I thought the original post was a joke until I clicked on the link. Could you imagine how short that phone conversation would be between Park and anyone associated with the Iowa football program? How old is he anyway? I bet there are Mormon missionaries playing at BYU who are younger than this guy.

I don't know, but Jess Settles said to him, "Man your looking old!".

 

[BlindDogScooter]

What major college program is going to take a chance on this flake? I think it's back to flag football for Mr. Park.

 

[LurkinGopher]

Legit question.

Barta has hinted that the transfer opportunities will be loosened in June 2018. See link: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.hawkcentral.com/amp/407841002

If all players can transfer once, anywhere, without restrictions then could Iowa State still restrict him from transferring to Iowa, etc?

 

[BryceC]

I can't help myself. I love this picture.

 

[Fryowa]

Legit question.

Barta has hinted that the transfer opportunities will be loosened in June 2018. See link: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.hawkcentral.com/amp/407841002

If all players can transfer once, anywhere, without restrictions then could Iowa State still restrict him from transferring to Iowa, etc?

You suck at trolling as bad as PJ sucks at rowing.