Your dream of Jacob Park being a Hawk has died

I really don't see Kirk Ferentz taking on a pothead and giving him a chance. Hell, CJ Beathard's hair alone drove him nuts in itself.
 
The day Iowa signed that J-Roc/Kenny Powers shit show, who’d be a better fit on Maury getting the results of a “test” than on a football field, is the day I burn my gear and never watch another game. That guy will be cleaning gas station urinals to make his child support next year (after weed and Skoal expense, of course), not trying to play at Iowa.

Campbell even including Iowa on his list on non-competes is just a weak dick punch to Hawk fans. If ISU wasn’t such a burnt turd of a program it might actually be an insult. Jesus.

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Always for a good read. Well done.
 
Just laughing at the image of Park playing for Ferentz, kind of like Charlie Manson hanging with Mother Theresa.
It's getting rather rich around here lately. First KF's a living legend, now he's Mother Teresa, unless you were referring to Kirk as Charlie Manson...
#IdolWorship
 
I thought the original post was a joke until I clicked on the link. Could you imagine how short that phone conversation would be between Park and anyone associated with the Iowa football program? How old is he anyway? I bet there are Mormon missionaries playing at BYU who are younger than this guy.
 
I thought the original post was a joke until I clicked on the link. Could you imagine how short that phone conversation would be between Park and anyone associated with the Iowa football program? How old is he anyway? I bet there are Mormon missionaries playing at BYU who are younger than this guy.


I don't know, but Jess Settles said to him, "Man your looking old!".
 

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