Would you date a rival’s cheerleader?

[OLWPAORWWM]

How do you get an ISU cheerleader into your bedroom?

Butter up the door frame.

 

[hawkeyebob62]

We're Iowa State's Super Bowl. Indiana is Purdue's Super Bowl. The Orange Bowl is our Super Bowl. But irregardless, by default we have to be Iowa State's rival. Minnesota and Wisconsin are each other's rivals. Illinois and Northwestern both have terrible programs and Illinois students are butthurt they didn't get into Northwestern so they are rivals. We aren't even remotely in the same category as Nebraska, whose true rival shall forever be Oklahoma in my eyes. Missourrah won't play us. That pretty much leaves us with Iowa State.

Anyway, according to the few people I know from Iowa State who try to rationalize its academic excellence as the reason they went there (cough cough they couldn't get into UNI), the engineering department at ISU is top notch. Unless that engineering department has come up with a way to defy gravity, I don't want to see that '82 Girls of the Big Eight gal today. Those things prolly cover up her kneecaps. Do not want.

I never said she was hot, just that somehow, some way, Playboy was able to airbrush, touch up and make a pic in their magazine of a girl that (allegedly) was an ISU coed. For all anyone knows, she went to summer school for one semester.

And they looked to be covering her kneecaps already in 1982.

 

[mrolympia]

hellz yeah, I could brain wash her. make her "see the light".

 

[Billso]

Waistline larger than bustline is not a good formula.

Alright, EST1847, if you claim she's fitness-hot, post pics to prove it.

 

[You]

Minnesota find these girls in the alley??

Is that Freak in the back row?

 

[theboat]

Is that Freak in the back row?

starting to all make sense now.

 

[niko13]

My wife is a former Washington Husky cheerleader. I love the fact that she's now a diehard Hawkeye fan and rarely ever pays attention to the Huskies.

 

[pin2win]

My wife is a former Washington Husky cheerleader. I love the fact that she's now a diehard Hawkeye fan and rarely ever pays attention to the Huskies.

proooooove it

 

[Billso]

Is that Freak in the back row?

No.

Freak is a girl.

 

[HawkeyeMHA]

Clarification for okeefe4 prez. We are not including male cheerleaders with this question right?

 

[theboat]

Clarification for okeefe4 prez. We are not including male cheerleaders with this question right?

how cute is he?

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

Is that Freak in the back row?

Oh You!
Thats low! its bad enough to be accused of being a cheerleader but an ISU cheerleader??!!

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

starting to all make sense now.

See above

 

[Bigtenchamp]

Cheerleaders don't really count as rivals really - its a gentlemen's understanding.

 

[Billso]

Cheerleaders don't really count as rivals really - its a gentlemen's understanding.

 

[HomerChampless]

They <Oregon cheerleaders> look like they're 5 years old. Am I the only one who thinks that?

So, you have a problem... Have you talked to your counselor (PO)? Have you lowered your recidivism?

 

[FreedComanche]

So, you have a problem... Have you talked to your counselor (PO)? Have you lowered your recidivism?

Not sure on if I should laugh or cry at that.

 

[HomerChampless]

Sorry, Freed.. I was trying to be funny, but turned out being stupid and insulting.

 

[Billso]

Sorry, Freed.. I was trying to be funny, but turned out being stupid and insulting.

It's ok, man. Happens to all of us sometimes.

Actually, on second thought, it's only you.

 

[coralville]

I am going to save them all for heaven