I went to a game last night and there were a whole FOUR SHOTS ON GOAL in a 1-0 game. I've heard the argument that it's the most demanding sport physically--yeah, no. Half the guys are standing around the entire time doing nothing. Why does anyone play or care about soccer at all?
Try running for 90 minutes -- 120 minutes if the game is tied at the end of regulation -- with only a 5-10 minute break between halves. No shift change, no free substitutions (in international soccer you can sub three players and the goalkeeper), no TV timeouts. Just 45 minutes plus 45 minutes plus another possible 30.
The only protection you wear is a thin piece of plastic to guard the front of your shins from getting kicked hard by an opponent. Nothing on your head, arms, shoulders, hips, rib cage. Oh, yeah, goalkeepers get to wear gloves and long pants.
Those shinguards I mentioned previously help a bit from hard kicks from directly in front of you by an opponent and not at all from kicks from the side or back, which, in fact, is where most kicks take place. Your hammies are raw pieces of meat just waiting to be sliced and diced by the cleated shoes of opponents.
Play it for just a few minutes, guarding or being guarded closely by an opponent. Unless you are extraordinarily fit, you'll be huffing and puffing, especially in 90-degree plus heat.
Soccer is extremely demanding physically, moreso than pointy-ball football, basketball, baseball
(please), hockey. Some of the worst injuries I have ever seen personally have come from two soccer players jumping simultaneously attempting to head a ball. Google videos using the terms "soccer" and "dies" and see how many hits you get of players who've died in the middle of matches on the pitch. When you watch World Cup matches starting next week (and I am sure you will, despite your post), find me one fat, even remotely out of shape player on any team. I'm sure I could find a list of same in any of the other sports mentioned at the beginning of this paragraph.
You think soccer is boring because the American media simply do not cover the sport as it should be covered. By and large U.S. TV, radio and newspapers are slaves to the NFL, NBA, MLB, PGA and NCAA.
Here's some fun reading for you before the 2010 World Cup kicks off next week: [ame="http://www.amazon.com/Love-Blood-World-Footballers-Freaks/dp/0156030985"]Love & Blood: At the World Cup with the Footballers, Fans and Freaks[/ame], by Jamie Trecker. It's a candid look at the sport and the whole scene surrounding the 2006 WC in Germany.
Promise you'll love it.