Who should be Iowa's minister of culture

[guffus]

Unfortunately both Alex Karras and Gene Wilder have passed away. Both would have made excellent ministers back in the day.

 

[guffus]

Ashton Kutcher

Only if he brings Mila with him

 

[Fryowa]

I'm envisioning an increase in Monster Truck Shows and Demolition Derbies.

Neither one of those things sounds even remotely appealing to me.

 

[RobHowe]

or perhaps?

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[revkev73]

Johnny Carson + John Wayne (Holograms)

 

[DDThompson]

This guy??

No

 

[thedukeofearl]

I will be your Dogg

 

[DDThompson]

or perhaps?

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Gary Barta?
I thought he was completely silvered. This must be an older pic.

 

[revkev73]

Kirk's wife would be the perfect fit. Could lay out appropriate subdivisions so everyone would be happy. She would have to appointed, not elected of course.

 

[lazyhawkfan]

It's gotta be Ron Burgundy.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...FjALegQIBBAB&usg=AOvVaw1ZCgha3Q8LQTQHkVJYRpsM

 

[NEIChawk]

Oh F no, Jerry Mathers ? The Beaver? Hell yeah

 

[Northside Hawk]

Cuff 'em and stuff 'em Boss. Coo, coo, coo!

 

[HawkeyeWalker]

Matt Roth

And he could do it with 2 words.

 

[hawkdrummer1]

Again...a lot of you guys aren't getting it. McConaughey is FROM Texas and sounds like it. That's why he's the ultimate rep for Texas.

Bob Sanders, Don Nelson, Dallas Clark, all legends. But they're not FROM IOWA.

Arnold is a spaz train wreck. No f***ing way. (despite that fact that his Aunt was my 5th grade teacher)

It's Ashton Kutcher...hands down. Smart, successful, good looking, grounded in IOWA values and universally liked.

 

[MoseSchrute]

I will be your Dogg

 

[HuckFinn]

I would pick Bill Maher. The real “tells it like it is.”

 

[hawkeyebob62]

Let's not have a single minister, but a whole club:

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I'd Tumble For It!

 

[Fryowa]

How have you dolts not figured out that Pat Angerer is the correct answer?

 

[MelroseHawkins]

Lol!

 

[RobHowe]

Gary Barta?
I thought he was completely silvered. This must be an older pic.

You're dead to me.