Where is Unknownbadger?

WinOneThisCentury said:
Listening to their eight track player and drinking Schmidt wide mouth.
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No music allowed on the ice. It’s an unwritten rule and breaking it is akin to shitting in the street...people will call you out on it. Spotify on your phone speakers is for 12 year old girls and mulleted nebraskans who just got their first smartphone.

And the hardest thing I drink is those 99¢ huge cans of Arnold Palmer by Arizona. I would however buy them in wide mouth if they made it.
 
I'm not sure why Unknownbadger would get called out for one loss. I mean it happens, Wisconsin laid an egg, doesn't mean they will do so two weeks in a row.
 
deanvogs said:
I'm not sure why Unknownbadger would get called out for one loss. I mean it happens, Wisconsin laid an egg, doesn't mean they will do so two weeks in a row.
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Read the thread from August where he defends the Shoe Box owner for his role in the reduced mechandise scandal and watch as he disappears as soon as lightning has him on the ropes.

Read my exchange with him as he defends Saint Bert for running up scores but criticizes Fry for it.

Read the numerous jabs he takes where he basically proclaims that the sun rises and sets on Wisconsin's behest.

Oh, he's got more to answer for than one loss.

If Wisconsin drills us I will be the first to say congratulations on your win, good luck the rest the season.
 
Northside Hawk said:
Read the thread from August where he defends the Shoe Box owner for his role in the reduced mechandise scandal and watch as he disappears as soon as lightning has him on the ropes.

Read my exchange with him as he defends Saint Bert for running up scores but criticizes Fry for it.

Read the numerous jabs he takes where he basically proclaims that the sun rises and sets on Wisconsin's behest.

Oh, he's got more to answer for than one loss.

If Wisconsin drills us I will be the first to say congratulations on your win, good luck the rest the season.
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I get it, I just hate bad Karma before a big game with them.
 
deanvogs said:
I'm not sure why Unknownbadger would get called out for one loss. I mean it happens, Wisconsin laid an egg, doesn't mean they will do so two weeks in a row.
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Just wait. If we beat Wisconsin I will not rest until Unknownbadger's spirit is thoroughly crushed. This is the price of going behind enemy lines and taunting the locals. I'm sure he had lots of fun stroking his ego at our expense. We may not get our revenge next week, but if not I am a patient man. Wisconsin will fall from grace it is only a matter of time.
 
MelroseHawkins said:
But, Wisconsin is going to come in mad and thinking they can't lose another one. That in itself is dangerous. That is what I worry about. Iowa being able to match their initial intensity and still keep ahead of them on the scoreboard.
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I have no doubt about our intensity for this game. We owe them for that embarrassing loss at Camp Randall. They caught us physically, emotionally and psychologically spent. That won't be the case next Saturday.....

We going to be ready to pound some badger ass into the ground, bury them in the ground.....

:cool:
 
Northside Hawk said:
Read the thread from August where he defends the Shoe Box owner for his role in the reduced mechandise scandal and watch as he disappears as soon as lightning has him on the ropes.

Read my exchange with him as he defends Saint Bert for running up scores but criticizes Fry for it.

Read the numerous jabs he takes where he basically proclaims that the sun rises and sets on Wisconsin's behest.

Oh, he's got more to answer for than one loss.

If Wisconsin drills us I will be the first to say congratulations on your win, good luck the rest the season.
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Lets be honest, his premise about the shoe store owner not getting memoribilia in exchange for goods...was ridiculous. Every fan that was giving away merchandise in that situation, was absolutely going to be getting signed swag from the players in return.
 
UB is as honest as they come. Calls them like he sees them. I've also seen him stand up for Iowa on badger boards to other badger fans. I wish we had a rep like him from each big ten school here.

On a side note is Beathardteams stlbadger?
 
Niemo said:
UB is as honest as they come. Calls them like he sees them. I've also seen him stand up for Iowa on badger boards to other badger fans. I wish we had a rep like him from each big ten school here.

On a side note is Beathardteams stlbadger?
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Here's a hypothetical to paint you a picture of what he was claiming.
You own a shoe store near the Iowa campus. You are a huge Iowa fan. Signed Iowa player memoribilia hangs all over the walls in your store. Iowa players come in all the time to get shoes/gear. You break NCAA rules and jeopardize dozens of player's eligibility, by providing your merchandise at free or discounted rates, to said players. Are we to believe that you PAID for all of the signed memoribilia on your walls? Is that realistic?
 
Seriously though, the guy comes on here and says he's also an Iowa fan while he spoon feeds us the greatness of Badgers.

He's not gone because they lost. He's gone because he's playing with us.

He'll have quite a story if the Badgers hold the Hawks to 66 yards. That temptation is too much.
 
Niemo said:
UB is as honest as they come. Calls them like he sees them. I've also seen him stand up for Iowa on badger boards to other badger fans. I wish we had a rep like him from each big ten school here.

On a side note is Beathardteams stlbadger?
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There is a difference between shooting straight and provoking a rival fan base. If he is a Wisconsin fan I would expect him to be proud of his team and have confidence in them to win games. That's a given. What is not required is to seek out an opponent's nest and go out of your way to shit all over their eggs. When you do that, one should reasonably expect quite a bit of backlash especially if said team suffers an inexplicable loss.
 
Northside Hawk said:
Read the thread from August where he defends the Shoe Box owner for his role in the reduced mechandise scandal and watch as he disappears as soon as lightning has him on the ropes.

Read my exchange with him as he defends Saint Bert for running up scores but criticizes Fry for it.

Read the numerous jabs he takes where he basically proclaims that the sun rises and sets on Wisconsin's behest.

Oh, he's got more to answer for than one loss.

If Wisconsin drills us I will be the first to say congratulations on your win, good luck the rest the season.
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I heard that when he puts toilet paper on the roll, he has it roll out UNDERNEATH instead of over the top.

He does not squeeze toothpaste from the end and move forward for best results.

He uses his bare hands to eat sweet corn rather than little skewers

He does not always use his right thumb to operate his remote control.

He uses triple blade razors, sometimes whatever is available in the bathroom.

He fails to smash a beer can before tossing it into the recycle bin.

He does not always show his rewards card at the store before the cashier begins to ring up the sale.
 
NCHawker said:
I heard that when he puts toilet paper on the roll, he has it roll out UNDERNEATH instead of over the top.

He does not squeeze toothpaste from the end and move forward for best results.

He uses his bare hands to eat sweet corn rather than little skewers

He does not always use his right thumb to operate his remote control.

He uses triple blade razors, sometimes whatever is available in the bathroom.

He fails to smash a beer can before tossing it into the recycle bin.

He does not always show his rewards card at the store before the cashier begins to ring up the sale.
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Are you trying to make us hate the guy?
 
Adam said:
At least knowing what's coming will allow us prepare for it. Who is the maddest? Wisconsin for losing to BYU, or Iowa for getting bitch slapped last year by the same team they will actually be playing?
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Plus, Iowa was handed a blueprint on how to beat Wisconsin, and the fact that the vadgers oline is the most overrated in the country.
 
Healzya said:
Are you under the impression Iowa will deviate from their usual game plan and attack a team's weakness?
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Agreed. BYU attacked the edges with jet sweeps and end arounds. That is NOT what a KF/BF offense is going to do. We don't have the talent or speed at WR/RB to do this.
 
Niemo said:
UB is as honest as they come. Calls them like he sees them. I've also seen him stand up for Iowa on badger boards to other badger fans. I wish we had a rep like him from each big ten school here.

On a side note is Beathardteams stlbadger?
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Pretty sure Linesetter is Activebadger.
 
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