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[NCHawker]

Are you under the impression Iowa will deviate from their usual game plan and attack a team's weakness?

LOL. We are what we are.. Like Nick "We serve hard drinks to men who want to get drunk fast".

 

[thedukeofearl]

Here's a hypothetical to paint you a picture of what he was claiming.
You own a shoe store near the Iowa campus. You are a huge Iowa fan. Signed Iowa player memoribilia hangs all over the walls in your store. Iowa players come in all the time to get shoes/gear. You break NCAA rules and jeopardize dozens of player's eligibility, by providing your merchandise at free or discounted rates, to said players. Are we to believe that you PAID for all of the signed memoribilia on your walls? Is that realistic?

Nope

 

[thedukeofearl]

I heard that when he puts toilet paper on the roll, he has it roll out UNDERNEATH instead of over the top.

He does not squeeze toothpaste from the end and move forward for best results.

He uses his bare hands to eat sweet corn rather than little skewers

He does not always use his right thumb to operate his remote control.

He uses triple blade razors, sometimes whatever is available in the bathroom.

He fails to smash a beer can before tossing it into the recycle bin.

He does not always show his rewards card at the store before the cashier begins to ring up the sale.

I heard that he is one tough Hombre

He wipes his a** with extra course sandpaper

 

[Northside Hawk]

I have a fairly but not totally unique perspective of all this. I've lived in the damn state for seventeen years. Furthermore, Wisconsin has had their best ever sustained run of football and basketball success during my residency. This is a week for the barbs to fly. My brother in law told me to expect a severe beatdown. I told him that by the end of Saturday his time will have been much better spent watching a marathon of "Duckman" reruns.

I'm ready for some bragging rights. Not like 2015, but the beatdowns we used to give them from 2002-2008.

 

[Northside Hawk]

I get it, I just hate bad Karma before a big game with them.

I can understand. But not one poster is going to throw a pass, catch a pass, make a block or make a tackle. Word from behind the cheddar curtain? Prepare for a severe beatdown.

 

[NCHawker]

Heard him talking about Greenland but it sounded a lot like Iceland to me. Then yesterday, he was talking about Iceland and it was so obvious that he was talking about Greenland. Psh.

You tell me?