^^^ 100% absolutely right. There is one teeny tiny problem. When you take advantage of the mentally handicapped to make yourself rich . . . and the program poor (in terms of wasted potential). Then the Halo fans gifted to you needs to be removed.
Guilty of Pride. Which motivates his stubbornness based in a belief that he really does know more than everyone else. Which he clearly doesn't. We are 76th in scoring offense yet Mitchell and King are not utilized in a way to help us in this area. "I'll take PATHETIC OFFENSES for 1,000 Alex."
Guilty of Envy. After his second season Alford negotiated the first crazy contract that Dollar Bob ever signed. Cirk saw that and knew he wanted more than greedy Alford.
Guilty of Wrath. He punishes any media member who doesn't support the status quo. That's why the sports media in Iowa is as subservient to him as the national media is to a certain candidate for POTUS.
Guilty of Sloth. He's lazy in recruiting, that's why after a verbal he ignores so many kids. He's also lazy with his gameday prep. That's why Iowa is caught flat-footed so many times, like when Biels runs a fake. How many times after that day did Iowa get sucker-punched with a similar play by a different opponent? Slow-learner? Or lazy? Both?
Guilty of Greed and Gluttony. Nepotism anyone? Just research the history of contract negotiations. They have been acrimonious since day one. Whatever he negotiates he never honors cuz it's never enough. He always comes back to the table for a second; third; fourth; fifth; sixth helping. And he doesn't just do it in good years. Go back and look what happened when dollar Bob left. He got a sweetheart deal right before Bob left and then again right after Gary arrived. Contract renegotiated twice in the same year. It was as if Gary had no knowledge of what his predecessor had done.