This is an outrage, talk about the program slipping...
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DeanMarshall
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Chickenlounge
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Lazy kids can't keep traditions going...
AreWeThereYet
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The school administration should throw a "We're off the party list", party.
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WinOneThisCentury
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Jesus...what's next...Brian Ferentz stops running into 9 man fronts? There go all our traditions that made me proud of the U of I.
Northside Hawk
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Gary Barta will provide Kool-Aid and Shasta soft drinks, complete with the riddle at the bottom of the can.
hawkdrummer1
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Oh, where fore art thou, Vodka Sam?
Perhaps she should be brought back as a guest lecturer. Stranger things have happened.
Yeah and Jesus turned water into wine. Why?
Because water just wasn't quite cutting it.
I love how people try to categorize things,
You drink x times a month? You have a problem. Never mind that in Italy they drink almost every day and have wine with lunch AND live longer and happier lives than Americans. If you do it, YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.
If you drink 4 a day, again you have a problem!! Never mind we know everything from digestion to a person's weight affect each body different, 4 for a 90 pound woman or 4 for a 280 pound man, makes no difference, you have a problem.
That said I'm not condoning driving or other stupid stuff people do when intoxicated.
I'm simply saying, the truth probably is somewhere in the middle. But that's not how people think. Everything has to be categorized, black and white.
Because water just wasn't quite cutting it.
I love how people try to categorize things,
You drink x times a month? You have a problem. Never mind that in Italy they drink almost every day and have wine with lunch AND live longer and happier lives than Americans. If you do it, YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.
If you drink 4 a day, again you have a problem!! Never mind we know everything from digestion to a person's weight affect each body different, 4 for a 90 pound woman or 4 for a 280 pound man, makes no difference, you have a problem.
That said I'm not condoning driving or other stupid stuff people do when intoxicated.
I'm simply saying, the truth probably is somewhere in the middle. But that's not how people think. Everything has to be categorized, black and white.
hawkdrummer1
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Not exactly sure how that plays into the above story. BUT...you definitely nailed a huge cultural problem which drives people apart...rather than toward common goals.
HawkleberryFinn
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Iowa City's party soul left with One Eyed Jake's.
mopkins
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Good Riddance to one eyed jakes. That owner was a total POS.
Chickenlounge
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If he's having Shasta, he better be single-handedly bringing back Purplesaurus Rex Kool-Aid. That was the best they ever made!
okeefe4prez
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Definitely agree with guffus; it's the 'dem' phones.. ha
Go Hawks
Could also be that the student body has become so dumb that they can't read the survey.
MelroseHawkins
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She'd be the opening act for Lois Feldman. Man, in a matter of years we go from fornicating in arena restrooms to a bunch of Sallies. What the hell is going on here.
MelroseHawkins
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hawkdrummer1
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I can see a Maury Povich where it's revealed that Vodka Sam is actually Lois's daughter.
Knight78
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Well, to be fair.... in Jesus' time it was safer to drink wine than water.
