Think ______________, but _________ Thread

[hamiltoncounty]

Think some of the players on the Cubs team, only a little more underachieving

 

[LG210]

Think some of the players on the Cubs team, only a little more underachieving

Zing--and as a Cub fan, I feel your pain. There is a lot of money on the roster that has been stinking it up.

 

[HawkeyeShane]

Think Old Spice commercials, but with more "look at your man, now back to me"...

 

[Palpatine]

Think Barbasol, but with more pancakes.

 

[Billso]

Think some of the players on the Cubs team, only a little more underachieving

Think Ken Griffey Jr, but more washed up.

 

[ddiction]

Think Ken Griffey Jr, but more washed up.

Aww, give my man Griff a break. One of the few home run hitters of the modern era who isn't a known steroid user. That's probably why he's winding down at 40 instead of having career years like Bonds and McGwire.

 

[DeputyHawk]

Think Sammy Sosa but with black skin.

 

[gralph]

Think of the Most Interesting Man in the World, but more... well... Interesting.

 

[Palpatine]

Think Hillary Clinton but more leg hair.

 

[LG210]

Think Hillary Clinton but more leg hair.

Think throwing up a little in your mouth, but with a lot more throw-up that is not contained within your mouth.

 

[DuffMan]

Think Tom Davis but with more substitutions.

 

[DuffMan]

Thinks James Winters but with more eyebrow.

 

[BobLoblaw]

Think Kyle Galloway, but with longer sideburns.

 

[BobLoblaw]

Think Ryan Luehrsmann, but more Russian looking.

 

[BobLoblaw]

Think Wade Lookingbill, but with a more ridiculous name.

 

[IATrainMaster101]

Think Wade Lookingbill but with a name like Demosesneeds Odems III

 

[IATrainMaster101]

Think Gerogia Tech tripple option attack, with less options and little or no attack.

 

[storminspank]

Think Mr. Davis, but with more jumpshot passes and baseline curl-around bouncepasses.

 

[DuffMan]

Think Acie Earl but with longer strides.

 

[Palpatine]

Think CHA, but with less "par" and more "quet."