Things you’d rather do than watch this team play “basketball.”

[HawkGold]

I'd rather pull every one of my finger and toenails off one-by-one with a pliers.

Have you seen a therapist?

 

[1hawkeye1]

I'd rather listen to Shakira sing. (was going to post a vid, but figured you guys have been subjected to enough punishment for now)

 

[smitharooney]

I'd rather listen to Shakira sing. (was going to post a vid, but figured you guys have been subjected to enough punishment for now)

If I chugged milk I could emulate her voice

 

[pekurhawk]

Curl up on the couch, with a warm blanket, a bottle of Hawkeye vodka, and an afternoon of the Lifetime channel.

 

[theboat]

Luckily I was busy and forgot there was a game until around 12:30. Checked the score, laughed, vented a little on here, and moved on. I don’t think I will actively seek out another game this year because this was my best basketball game day yet this year.

 

[CJHawkeye]

Have you heard of sounding? Rather try that.

 

[mrolympia]

I heard that Tide fixed the problem. Millennials won't touch them now:

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shame, such a good way to thin the herd of millennials.