The Official Iowa destroys Northwestern in BTT game thread.

HaydenHawk56

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Northworstern

Fitting name for Northwestern University. A dry campus that is filled with extraordinarily lame students.
Many have never been exposed to a traditional undergraduate experience. The terms beer bong, keg stand, pre-games are completely foreign to them.

The graduating students are socially inept. Although they go on to be successful in the workforce, Northworstern graduates make for the worst workplace conversations and are often buzzkills.
Interviewer: Hi Laura, tell me about yourself
Northworstern Student: HI!!! ... *awkward pause*
Interviewer: Hello, Laura. Please tell me about yourself...Ugh why do we keep invited these students for interviews?! These Northworstern students are literally the WORST.
Northworstern Student: I graduated magna cum lade with a degree in engineering and a minor in psychology. I enjoy reading.

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Go Hawks!
 
Hawks dine on mildcat in a late lunch match up! If we can jump out to a big lead and rest our starters, it would be ideal-which, of course, means that its a nail biter to the end..........
 
Northwestern showing why they have been .500. They can be dangerous but they don't seem to want to play for him. Second half yesterday they do. Today they got guys walking away from the huddle and dicking around. Days might be numbered for Collins if this type of stuff doesn't stop with this team.

Happy they decided to start out like they were not really into it so we could jump on them with ease.
 

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