For the record, guys...
I don’t give two flying fucks if you like soccer...knock yourselves out if it’s your thing. I’m not saying you should or shouldn’t watch soccer or baseball or football or curling.
All I said was that I think it’s a ridiculous sport just like you think baseball sucks (which is my favorite sport). And that's okay.
My suggestion about shit-canning goalies is just my idea of what would make it watchable. You want to watch a bunch of third-world middle distance runners kick a ball back and forth in a pasture for an hour and a half, dropping like gunshot victims every time someone gets within 3 feet of them and eventually ending (thank god) in a score of 0-0 then go for it.
You enjoy your stupidity and I’ll enjoy mine. We won’t change each other’s minds.
Now that I made all you soccer hipsters “uber” pissed, let’s hear you get all butthurt and yell at me about how fat and uneducated and Americanish I am.
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I promise I won’t get offended but at least put some effort into it and make it funny. Unlike
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