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Dominance and Power

Prestige and Pride

Elite and All-Star

Silver and Gold

Fire and Ice.. sounds a little too artsy but i like it...
 
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Here are a few more names for the Big Ten Conference to consider.

Left and right-The Big Ten conference is out of sight. Sound off....
Top and Bottom- Get your mind out of the gutter.
Tastes great and less filling- I am getting thirsty writing this stuff.
Lenny and Squiggy
Skinny and Fatty- No offense
Forward and backwards
Democrats and Republicans
Hot and Cold
Rebels and Yankees
Shirts and skins
Ups and Downs- Again get your mind out of the gutter.
Pro's and con's

I will write some more later if and when I think of them.
 
Stagg and Berwanger

I just love saying Berwanger.... and they're both U of Chicago so nobody can cry about it.

Also like already mentioned:

Black and Blue
Great Lake and Great Plains
 
wwihawk said:
Here are a few more names for the Big Ten Conference to consider.

Left and right-The Big Ten conference is out of sight. Sound off....
Top and Bottom- Get your mind out of the gutter.
Tastes great and less filling- I am getting thirsty writing this stuff.
Lenny and Squiggy
Skinny and Fatty- No offense
Forward and backwards
Democrats and Republicans
Hot and Cold
Rebels and Yankees
Shirts and skins
Ups and Downs- Again get your mind out of the gutter.
Pro's and con's

Nice copycat approach to my own wwihawk but I guess imitation is the highest form of flattery.

I will write some more later if and when I think of them.
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As I posted a few days ago, it’s amazing how intelligent people can make such crazy mistakes. The division names are one prime example, but at least Mr. Delany is smart enough to admit his elitist error. Now I’ll offer two slices of my genius, without charge:
1 – Let the fans vote for the names they want. I hear the Internet is a good tool for this sort of thing, and the Big Ten Network site might be just the place.
2 – Why the Big Ten didn’t do this in the first place is stunning, but all Mr. Delany has to do is SELL the division naming rights. Surely the right to put your company’s name on Big Ten divisions would draw a tidy sum. And who wouldn't want to play in divisions named:
* General Motors and Ford
* John Deere and International Harvester
* Dr. Pepper and Pepsi
* Holiday Inn and Marriott
* Wendy’s and McDonald’s
* Capitol One and Outback
* ESPN and ABC
* Tostitos and Kraft
* Addidas and Nike
* Wilson and Rawlings
Anyway, if the Big Ten can have its own network, if bowl games and stadiums are named after corporate sponsors, why not grab a few more Big Ten bucks by selling the division naming rights? And really, there are no better options, so I can’t believe Mr. Delany didn’t think of it himself.
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SDK46 said:
Not bad.

I like Lawyers and Pharmacists division

Lawyers = the known cheaters, thugs, back stabbers, rogue programs.
(Nebraska, Minnesota, Ohio State, Illinois, Michigan for starters)

Pharmacist = upstanding, integrity, clean-as-a-whistle programs.
(Iowa, Indiana, PSU, Purdue for starters)
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as a pharmacist, I have to disagree - we have a 50% higher rate of drug abuse than the general population.:D
 
Ham and Eggs
Pride and Prejudice
War and Peace
Laverne and Shirley
Starsky and Hutch
Mutt and Jeff
Cubs and Cards
Mares eat Oats and Does eat Oats
The Quick and The Dead
Allies and Axis
 
Heartland might be a good name.

Heartland and Valley
Great Plains and Valley
Stagg and Paterno (why not? - agree with Olive on this one)
Rose and Bowl
Rose and Granddaddy
Rose and Thorn (actually this one sounds dumb)
 
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