STORY: The Hawkeyes May Have Found A Punter

Fryowa said:
Do you guys carpool to Flat Earth meetings?

How many head coaches do you know of that take multiple private flights to the hometowns of ultra-rich uncles of super sucky punters, especially when they know the punters are super sucky beforehand?
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Lol, the flat earthers are the ones who think Kirk would play any kid for money.
 
Fryowa said:
Just like I told what's-his-name earlier, you can believe what you want. I won't change your mind one bit but it doesn't make you any less naive.

There's absolutely no way a P5 coach continues to play a walk-on who is the worst player in D-1 and in program history at his position, without some sort of sketchiness going on (in whatever form that may be).

I know you guys look at Ferentz like Catholics do the pope, but I ain't buyin' it.
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JFC Fry. I mean I get it that you like to wear tin foil hats and howl at the moon, but just stop with this. I mean did Kirk play Bo Bowers, Adam Shada, Jake C., and others for money as well?
 
Fryowa said:
I’ll do you one better. Give this an honest to goodness watch (it’s only six minutes), and tell me how the statistically worst punter in D-1 not only doesn’t get benched, but his backup doesn’t even get a chance. In effect you’re saying that Gersonde was worse than the worst punter in college football. So, Iowa has the two worst punters in America on its roster? What are the mathematical odds of that? And not only did the guy keep the starting job, he came back as the starter again for christ’s sake. No coach on earth keeps repeatedly playing a kid who is that bad unless there’s some back room shit going on. Watch this honestly and tell me he’s not petting Bruce.

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Problem here is that in 2017 Gersonde did get hurt and could not physically do it. There was no 3rd string punter.
 
deanvogs said:
Lol, the flat earthers are the ones who think Kirk would play any kid for money.
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You saying no other coaches go to donors places of living / hometowns, etc.? That is the way of the world. You gotta shake the money maker to get the coin to come in to buy nice things that you as a fan clamor for. The nice stadium, the wifi, etc etc etc. not to mention the facilities to wow the youngsters to get them to sign on that LOI. You are just hung up on BR for some reason. He isn't the only donor Kirk has entertained.
 
westender said:
You saying no other coaches go to donors places of living / hometowns, etc.? That is the way of the world. You gotta shake the money maker to get the coin to come in to buy nice things that you as a fan clamor for. The nice stadium, the wifi, etc etc etc. not to mention the facilities to wow the youngsters to get them to sign on that LOI. You are just hung up on BR for some reason. He isn't the only donor Kirk has entertained.
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I’m sure Kirk has smoozed Bruce for money. I’m also sure he isn’t going give a roster spot, let alone a starting spot for a player for the promise of a donation to the university
 
1. There is no way there isn't some one on a team with so many athletes that can't put better.

2. It's very had to explain why he's still punting. There is no rational reason.

3. Kirk is always rational?

4. Check out some of the Hawks taking a break at downtown IC very nice hotels. Might be some pieces to the puzzle of KF if anyone would want to actually look. IC is a pretty small venue to find something if you want to peek.
 
HawkGold said:
1. There is no way there isn't some one on a team with so many athletes that can't put better.

2. It's very had to explain why he's still punting. There is no rational reason.

3. Kirk is always rational?

4. Check out some of the Hawks taking a break at downtown IC very nice hotels. Might be some pieces to the puzzle of KF if anyone would want to actually look. IC is a pretty small venue to find something if you want to peek.
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Then go ahead and peek. You are always alluding to the seedy underbelly of the FB and BB programs. Do some investigative reporting and provide some details.
 
CP87 said:
Then go ahead and peek. You are always alluding to the seedy underbelly of the FB and BB programs. Do some investigative reporting and provide some details.
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Always is a pretty big word. I already know the answer. I dont need to peek.

Pretty much all programs do thing. Some are more creative than others.
 
HawkGold said:
Always is a pretty big word. I already know the answer. I dont need to peek.

Pretty much all programs do thing. Some are more creative than others.
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So in other words, you're talking out of your ass?

You tried to insinuate there's something "more" going on, then refuse to show evidence. I don't doubt Iowa does things most schools do, but considering we have an athletic department that likes to espouse doing things the "right way" even when it becomes annoying or irrelevant to the discussion, it's pretty easy to believe Iowa keeps its nose cleaner than most.
 
HawkGold said:
1. There is no way there isn't some one on a team with so many athletes that can't put better.

2. It's very had to explain why he's still punting. There is no rational reason.

3. Kirk is always rational?

4. Check out some of the Hawks taking a break at downtown IC very nice hotels. Might be some pieces to the puzzle of KF if anyone would want to actually look. IC is a pretty small venue to find something if you want to peek.
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I just love it when guys like you write your thoughts, as in #4 above. Lots of suggestions. No evidence. Or, "I have talked to lots of people. They all want the wall. Believe me. I know more about walls than anybody."
 
HuckFinn said:
I just love it when guys like you write your thoughts, as in #4 above. Lots of suggestions. No evidence. Or, "I have talked to lots of people. They all want the wall. Believe me. I know more about walls than anybody."
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Ha ha... Didn't say lots. You are taking this and running. Just saying Iowa isnt pure but neither is anyone else. Many of you like to complain about others and dont know squat about Bama and others. YOU dont have to believe me. You believe what you want as it makes you feel good.

Some wont even look at the obvious.
 
BVHawk95 said:
So in other words, you're talking out of your ass?

You tried to insinuate there's something "more" going on, then refuse to show evidence. I don't doubt Iowa does things most schools do, but considering we have an athletic department that likes to espouse doing things the "right way" even when it becomes annoying or irrelevant to the discussion, it's pretty easy to believe Iowa keeps its nose cleaner than most.
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The first part you are being an ass. I dont disagree about the last and at least you agree Iowa isnt pure which is all I said as well. You are arguing with you.
 
HawkGold said:
The first part you are being an ass. I dont disagree about the last and at least you agree Iowa isnt pure which is all I said as well. You are arguing with you.
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Maybe I was, but you can't make allegations like that and then wave away people asking for evidence. That completely undermines your claim.
 
HawkGold said:
Ha ha... Didn't say lots. You are taking this and running. Just saying Iowa isnt pure but neither is anyone else. Many of you like to complain about others and dont know squat about Bama and others. YOU dont have to believe me. You believe what you want as it makes you feel good.

Some wont even look at the obvious.
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I don't complain about anybody in major college sports because other than those who have been outed, I have no proof about what does or does not go on. Its not about "believe." It is about conspiracy theories. Welcome.
 
deanvogs said:
Pretty typical for @HawkGold tho. He knows all, we know nothing and he will never substantiate anything he says.
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Got to hand it to you, you are pretty good at handling multple discussion board persona's witb only a few mistakes. Those are dead give aways though. Tata...nite
 
HawkGold said:
Got to hand it to you, you are pretty good at handling multple discussion board persona's witb only a few mistakes. Those are dead give aways though. Tata...nite
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What are the obvious violations being committed by the Iowa athletic department? Don’t be vague. Be specific.

And please don’t tell me I’m a journalist and I should investigate. You’ve already done the work for us.

The rest of us are unable to see the obvious so we need YOU to fill us all in. If you have something concrete, I will look into it and report it.
 
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