saw this on another site

[Scorpio79]

Duff, wuz you @ le game?
You get you some soft serve??

 

[DuffMan]

Negatory. I was at home with my wife, and my damn dog.

 

[Scorpio79]

Hey now. That is a fine animal you have there, no reason to be jerky.

Your dog is nice, too.

OH! AY!!

 

[DuffMan]

If I could damn the wife tonight I probably would. The nice thing about a dog is you can damn it and it doesn't even care. In fact he even seems to enjoy it.

 

[busabus114]

The nice thing about a dog is you can damn it and it doesn't even care. In fact he even seems to enjoy it.

Is this some sort of code speak for bestiality?

 

[Scorpio79]

hahaha
wherein "dog" = "mashed potatoes"

 

[aaronzuriel]

You people are not funny, not witty and not creative. In fact this thread is really pathetic. Is there any way I can end it NOW!!! ????

Hoping so... probably not. Learned nothing and wasted my time.

 

[franstheman]

You people are not funny, not witty and not creative. In fact this thread is really pathetic. Is there any way I can end it NOW!!! ????

Hoping so... probably not. Learned nothing and wasted my time.

You could leave.

 

[Cosity82]

The Sewer Rats

 

[528646]

Wait a sec - I get it. "Sioux City Trio" because they are all from Sioux City and there are three of them, right?

Hey...that's pretty good!

 

[Thawki]

You should go to one less site. Please choose this one to relieve yourself from.

Nice. You get post of the year, Hawkeye11en1. I couldn't agree more.

 

[tm3308]

The Sewer Rats

Damnit. I was going to say Siouxer Rats.

 

[GhostofBTT]

Wait a sec - I get it. "Sioux City Trio" because they are all from Sioux City and there are three of them, right?

Hey...that's pretty good!

NO DERN IT! It's the Sioux City Skyline...

 

[storminspank]

The Skyline makes sense, see, in case more Sioux City prep stars come to Iowa then they can live on. Like the Dread Pirate Roberts.

 

[GhostofBTT]

The Skyline makes sense, see, in case more Sioux City prep stars come to Iowa then they can live on. Like the Dread Pirate Roberts.

After the way they played last night, I'd call them the Sioux CIty Airport.

*bah dum tisss*

 

[storminspank]

Additionally, it allows fans to pay tribute to former players from the region...

 

[GhostofBTT]

Additionally, it allows fans to pay tribute to former players from the region...

Holy ****....Spank just won the internet before I finished my morning coffee! Well done friendo!

/yeah, I got up late.

 

[tm3308]

Holy ****....Spank just won the internet before I finished my morning coffee! Well done friendo!

/yeah, I got up late.

Put a fire in that dumpster, and it's perfect!

 

[GhostofBTT]

Inspired by Schpanchs example, I decided to make an homage to my hometown of Davenport's rich contribution to Hawkeye basketball.

 

[sioux34]

I have to caution you all that any use of the name Sioux in a nickname will draw the wrath of the NCAA. Don't say i didn't warn you.