Roll Call for Those That Have Been Struck by the Banhammer

I was banned for telling Scorp (or one of his iterations) to' enjoy your goat butt pu**y'. That was when I learned that all the naughty words that hurt Joan's ears are not automatically ***d out. My favorite part was that whenever I logged in the site would tell me 'enjoy your goat butt pu**y'.
 
I was permanently banned under my former handle for simply suggesting that Keenan Davis catch the ball during last year's bowl game. I even messaged JD afterwards asking why on earth it was worth a permanent ban. I think he was just in a bad mood because of the game.
 
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No reason was specified.
Date the ban will be lifted: Never


Poor ol' Vintage. Sleeping with the fish, just liek bin laden.
 
Stanzi said:
I was permanently banned under my former handle for simply suggesting that Keenan Davis catch the ball during last year's bowl game. I even messaged JD afterwards asking why on earth it was worth a permanent ban. I think he was just in a bad mood because of the game.
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Wait. You can log on to this site using different names?
 
MNHawkeyeFreak said:
One of my favorite nonsensical bannings was when Ghost posted something like "who cares about wrestling?" in the wrestling forum. It was in response to someone, maybe Pin, posting an excited statement about....well wrestling....and the firestorm it set off by the butt hurt wrestlers was hilarious. However it did result in Le Ghost ban. The funniest thing to me was that I was going to post the same thing and Ghost beat me to it. It made me all sweaty to think I had just missed the hammer.
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Here is that thread.

http://www.hawkeyenation.com/forum/...estling-front-page-during-b1g-tournament.html

The REALLY funny part about this was that I was not trying to troll. I was seriously answering the question the OP posed. You know why wrestling isn't covered much here? Because most people don't care about wrestling.

When I told wrestling fans this obvious truth(something they know in their heart of hearts), they went ballistic. I seriously couldn't believe it.
 
I once forgot my password and got locked out for a while....does that count? Now I have some system generated password that I can never remember...
 
MJSCK said:
I'll go first. I received a hefty penalty for my creative uses of Vandenberg's name during last year's bowl. If I remember right, I think Captain Miller dropped me for at least three months.

What's your story?

Let's make this an educational thread on how to avoid the hammer.
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I joined that same club during the bowl game. Truth hurts, and even JM figured out Vandy wasn't a good QB.
 
GhostofBTT said:
Here is that thread.

http://www.hawkeyenation.com/forum/...estling-front-page-during-b1g-tournament.html

The REALLY funny part about this was that I was not trying to troll. I was seriously answering the question the OP posed. You know why wrestling isn't covered much here? Because most people don't care about wrestling.

When I told wrestling fans this obvious truth(something they know in their heart of hearts), they went ballistic. I seriously couldn't believe it.
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Man, that short-d!cked weasel "big10fan" was really trying to muscle up on you in that thread. That dude is teh suxorz.
 
Scorpio79 said:
Man, that short-d!cked weasel "big10fan" was really trying to muscle up on you in that thread. That dude is teh suxorz.
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wow was that guy a d-bag. i mean, who would have thought a school that prides itself in wrestling championships would have wrestling fans...

also, IIRC Ghost's main premise was there were no views in the match thread, and he was reading the "views" wrong.
 
oh yeah, and don't ask Jon to ban you, unless you're the Boss. or at least don't ask him after a super humiliating loss.
 
Ghosto was completely correct in that wrasslin' thread. The butthurt OP axed a question, and Ghosto gave the honest answer. I still don't understand why Jonny Website banned him, other than the explanation in my sig.
 
GhostofBTT said:
Here is that thread.

http://www.hawkeyenation.com/forum/...estling-front-page-during-b1g-tournament.html

The REALLY funny part about this was that I was not trying to troll. I was seriously answering the question the OP posed. You know why wrestling isn't covered much here? Because most people don't care about wrestling.

When I told wrestling fans this obvious truth(something they know in their heart of hearts), they went ballistic. I seriously couldn't believe it.
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I just reread that. It was awesome.
 
Scorpio79 said:
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Date the ban will be lifted: Never


Poor ol' Vintage. Sleeping with the fish, just liek bin laden.
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That's cold, man. How heartless. Bet he h8ts dogs, too.
 
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