Roll Call for Those That Have Been Struck by the Banhammer

[JonDMiller]

I have never been banned either...yet. there's been a few times where I was ready to pull the trigger on a questionable post and asked myself "what would Miller do?"....and then deleted.

^^^This type of behavior earns no street cred..in fact it may earn derision. But its appreciated

 

[theboat]

If it was accidental, that makes it more funny in hindsight. At least to me that is. But a and o ain't neighbors, unless you're The Fonz.

its Jim Rome funny.

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

^^^This type of behavior earns no street cred..in fact it may earn derision. But its appreciated

Its because I'm still afraid of the nuns.

 

[FalseMirage]

Its because I'm still afraid of the nuns.

No reason to be afraid of the senile virgin brides of Christ.

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

No reason to be afraid of the senile virgin brides of Christ.

You didn't have Sister Agnita in third grade. She had a vicious backhand.

 

[GhostofBTT]

How about 1A) Never post drunk

Unfortunately that would also probably eliminate 87% of postings.....from Scorp and Sparky alone.

I posted drunk during one of spank's game chats. it was a blast.

#cantgetbannedfromchats

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

Accidentally called Jon Jan and got permabanned from old board. As you can see from my sig, JD used to really hate me.

I was not here for this, but this is rather hilarious. Jon's response is also hilarious. "Jan"???? LOL

So simple and moronic, but hilarious.

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

I posted drunk during one of spank's game chats. it was a blast.

#cantgetbannedfromchats

Wrong, spank himself got banned. For posting too much.

#truestory

 

[HawkeyeMike23]

I was banned for suggesting Tim Tebow might not be able to satisfy a poster's imaginary daughter due to his lack of sexual experience.

Seriously.

 

[tweeterhawk]

I earned two timeouts in Off-Topic. The first was for posting a laffy pic of young ladies enjoying suds on a birthday. Problem was they were wearing only the suds and nothing else, and appeared to be trying to save the planet at that. The second was for posting "You didn't build that" memes. JD said he enjoyed them but the political angle didn't belong in OT (which it didn't). That was to last for 30 days but that was in July. JD?

 

[Ozhawk]

I got banned at CF for something I posted here. I feel that is VERY impressive. Banned by proxy so to speak...sorta like a mormon baptism..I guess.

 

[Chickenlounge]

I've never been banned by JD but Rob Howe banned me years ago. I've also been banned from several Rivals boards including Minny, PSU, OkSt (bored one day at the end of the 2009 season and trolled them big time) and also Nebraska but that site is the epitome of butthurt.

It would appear that you have too much time on your hands...

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

I posted drunk during one of spank's game chats. it was a blast.

#cantgetbannedfromchats

Hahaha!! You were really drunk at that chat!

 

[Eda]

This thread is full if laffy.
I'm envisioning a bunch if street criminals sitting around, comparing their rap sheets.
Who's the toughest thug of em all? Lol jk

 

[GhostofBTT]

I earned two timeouts in Off-Topic. The first was for posting a laffy pic of young ladies enjoying suds on a birthday. Problem was they were wearing only the suds and nothing else, and appeared to be trying to save the planet at that. The second was for posting "You didn't build that" memes. JD said he enjoyed them but the political angle didn't belong in OT (which it didn't). That was to last for 30 days but that was in July. JD?

That "Post a pic" thread ended up being HN's version of The Somme

 

[tweeterhawk]

That "Post a pic" thread ended up being HN's version of The Somme

I had to look that one up, son, but you are GD right. Many men went to fight. Only a few emerged to tell about it.

 

[Scorpio79]

I was banned for suggesting Tim Tebow might not be able to satisfy a poster's imaginary daughter due to his lack of sexual experience.

Seriously.

I remember that poast vividly and I am still in awe of you to this day.

 

[Scorpio79]

That "Post a pic" thread ended up being HN's version of The Somme

I can PM you a linky to the famous sunscreen gif that got my buddy stevefrench permabanned, if you want to looky at it again.

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

One of my favorite nonsensical bannings was when Ghost posted something like "who cares about wrestling?" in the wrestling forum. It was in response to someone, maybe Pin, posting an excited statement about....well wrestling....and the firestorm it set off by the butt hurt wrestlers was hilarious. However it did result in Le Ghost ban. The funniest thing to me was that I was going to post the same thing and Ghost beat me to it. It made me all sweaty to think I had just missed the hammer.

 

[iahawks912]

I can PM you a linky to the famous sunscreen gif that got my buddy stevefrench permabanned, if you want to looky at it again.

hmu with the linky brah, that deserves to be a wallpaper.