Predictions: Where Will Ferentz Be Recruiting This Bye Weekend?

[HawkeyeMHA]

Couple of good kids over there at Swisher-shueyville

 

[hawkinn3]

He is being driven around rural Iowa in a limousine filled with cash to round up another lot of 2 star prospects.

 

[HawkWT]

Does DM East have a home game?

 

[Jonrn]

This thread is freaking great! Laughing my azz off.

 

[pekurhawk]

Probably down in osky checking out the DB that has great spreed on his moped

 

[pekurhawk]

probably scratching his head wondering "whats in our best interest"

 

[docholihawk]

Does KF even go out recruiting? I thought he left that to assistants.

 

[JHHawk]

KF and BF were in Chicago this week, pursuing Rakweam Williams, the d-tackle out of Evanston, among others. Our coaches were scattered around the nation this week, except for Morgan who was touching base with the Iowa recruits in person.

Chris White- DC
Reid- Ohio, including Hillard
Parker- Ohio/Michigan
iowa coaches in Florida, Georgia, Florida, Texas.

 

[CPHAWK82]

KF and BF were in Chicago this week, pursuing Rakweam Williams, the d-tackle out of Evanston, among others. Our coaches were scattered around the nation this week, except for Morgan who was touching base with the Iowa recruits in person.

Chris White- DC
Reid- Ohio, including Hillard
Parker- Ohio/Michigan
iowa coaches in Florida, Georgia, Florida, Texas.

I was just getting ready to post this. This thread is very funny, but it does sound like the coaches are hitting it pretty hard this week and I'm glad to hear they haven't given up on Hilliard. Levar Woods also flew down to Atlanta to pursue DE prospect Anree Saint-Amour who seems to be a Georgia Tech lean at this point. The kid White is visiting in DC is currently an Ohio State verbal.

 

[iowalaw]

Perhaps he is off to Costco in Cedar Rapids buying chewing gum in bulk?

 

[lightning1]

This thread has potential.

 

[gohawkz]

Where ever there is an undersized lineman who after 4 years with Doyle can maybe crack the depth chart thats where you will find Kirk Ferentz.

Seriously, on this thread somebody is handing out thumbs down and that person doesn't know what sarcasm is..

 

[NEIChawk]

Kirk is doing his best Robert DeNiro impersonation in front his hallway mirror...."You talkin' to me?", but instead of a gun, he's got his notepad......."Hey Honey, get in here.....check this stance out" "Whattya think?" "Too much lean this way, or should I stand more straight?" "Oh Kirk, you really did get that Mohawk, didn't you?" "Your players will never give you any respect looking like that" (exit stage left)

Enter Greg (stage right) Doing his best Jack Nicholson impersonation...."Wait'll they get a load of me (in his bada$$ Joker voice)...in practice on Monday"....

 

[mrolympia]

I imagine ferentz has a Scrooge McDuck style vault (complete with diving board). I think he'll spend the bye week there.

 

[pekurhawk]

With Illinois sucking so bad, I would be in Chicago and looking for some players. Selling point being IC close enough to Chicago so mom and dad could see you play.

PLEASE NO- there are too many Chicago recruits in IC now, just check out the SE side of town

 

[Golfer]

Someplace I read that they were actually recruiting somewhere. CR Gazette maybe. I suspect recruiting the type of players that meet administration approval. Sarcasm intended, but I really do start to wonder about two pre-med starting qb's. They actually have a testimonial from JVB on one of their donor marketing efforts.