Eastern Illinois - 56-7 - Down some key players and with the Hawks looking to erase the stain of last year's near debacle, it gets ugly early and often for the Panthers.
ISU - 31-10 - The 'Clones finally manage a touchdown, albeit a defensive one, as Stanzi throws a pick six mid-way through the 3rd quarter. However, it's not nearly enough as the defense crushes ISU's will and the Hawks go to 2-0. Ferentz, while not outwardly pleased with the pick-six, secretly likes the fact that Stanzi has something to focus on heading to Tucson.
Arizona - 28-10 - The 'Cats come out swinging and stop Iowa on their first possession and promptly march down the field, sounding the opening salvo. However, it's shades of PSU circa 2009, and the defense clamps down and the Hawks put it away early in the 4th quarter.
Ball State - 38-3 - Ferentz gets the starters out early to get ready for PSU the following week. It's a methodical, yet efficient effort.
PSU - 31-14 - With PSU testicles still socked away in a hidden bunker in Iowa City, the Hawks make quick work of an undermanned PSU team in JoPa's last game in Iowa City. The final score is not indicative of the mismatch as Ferentz takes it easy on Paterno and bunch down the stretch.
Michigan - 35-31 - It's an offensive shootout and one for the ages. The roles are reversed this year as it is Iowa that needs to drive the field in the final minutes. The difference is that Iowa has the Comeback Kid and he writes another chapter in his storybook Hawkeye career as the Hawks score a last minute touchdown to steal the win in Ann Arbor.
Wisky - 24-17 - Even with their own testicles residing next to PSU's in the secret bunker, Wisky put forth a valiant effort that comes up just short.
MSU - 21-13 - With the sting of last year's close loss still fresh in their minds, MSU comes out hitting with everything they have. It's close until the Hawks put it away in the 4th.
Indiana - 35-27 - In typical Iowa fashion under Ferentz, the Hawks once again play down to Indiana for most of the game. However, the defense once again steps up in crunch time and the Hawks breath a sigh of relief.
Northwestern - 45-17 - In an attempt to erase the stain of the last two years from their collective memories and pay the 'Cats back at their place, the Hawks come out swinging from the opening bell and leave no doubt. Setting the stage for next week for all the marbles.
OSU - 23-20 - It's the game that can potentially catapult the program to never-before-seen-heights. On the final drive, with the game tied 20-20, Ferentz refuses to make the same mistake as last year as he takes the reins off the offense on the final drive and Stanzi, in his final home game, takes them down to the 10 where Murray kicks the 27 yarder with no time left. In an ode to 1985, someone even throws a toiletpaper streamer as the ball goes through the posts.
Minny - 45-7 - With the Big 10 race essentially a foregone conclusion, the Hawks look to make one final, forceful statement for the national voters to consider. The Hawks do not disappoint. They take a 35-0 halftime lead and coast home.