***Official Sand People Extinction Thread, 2019 Edition***

[Fryowa]

Go.

We CANNOT lose to these inbred, Uncle Rico, washed-up, girlfriend-beatin’ drug-dealin’ credit card-stealin’ gun-hidin’ Trans Am-drivin’ pedophilin’ mullet-wearin’ knuckle draggin’ mouth breathin’ sister-bangin’ Opie Taylor fucks.

Do not lose this fucking game, Iowa. Send those genetic rejects back to whatever mud hut or juvenile detention center they crawled out of or just get a hotel room in Lincoln until next fall. Do not disgrace this great state of Iowa by not bringing that fucking trophy back across the river. It does not belong there, and the only reason it should cross the border into that third world shit hole is to show those fuckin drool rags what they can’t have.

Get this shit DONE and get back here before the stink gets in your clothes. Interstate 80 was paved in 1957 for a victory parade back to Iowa City, not a walk of shame. Do not disgrace the past 4 Hawkeye teams that built this streak, do not make George Kittle look like an idiot on SVP, and do not come back here without that goodamn ugly-ass trophy.

GET IT DONE.

 

[BoiseDB]

But Nate Stanley plays for Iowa. Are you saying you want ‘that fucker’ to win? I’m confused.

Go Nate and Go Hawks!

 

[Motigerhawk]

Goodson and Tracy for the win

Go Hawks!

 

[Robowe]

 

[tweeterhawk]

That'll be back in Iowa City by this evening.

 

[tweeterhawk]

I have a good feeling about this game. (Or maybe it's just a hangover from all the turkey I ate yesterday.) Hawks get it done.

 

[MikeyLikesIowa]

Go.

We CANNOT lose to these inbred, Uncle Rico, washed-up, girlfriend-beatin’ drug-dealin’ credit card-stealin’ gun-hidin’ Trans Am-drivin’ pedophilin’ mullet-wearin’ knuckle draggin’ mouth breathin’ sister-bangin’ Opie Taylor fucks.

Do not lose this fucking game, Iowa. Send those genetic rejects back to whatever mud hut or juvenile detention center they crawled out of or just get a hotel room in Lincoln until next fall. Do not disgrace this great state of Iowa by not bringing that fucking trophy back across the river. It does not belong there, and the only reason it should cross the border into that third world shit hole is to show those fuckin drool rags what they can’t have.

Get this shit DONE and get back here before the stink gets in your clothes. Interstate 80 was paved in 1957 for a victory parade back to Iowa City, not a walk of shame. Do not disgrace the past 4 Hawkeye teams that built this streak, do not make George Kittle look like an idiot on SVP, and do not come back here without that goodamn ugly-ass trophy.

GET IT DONE.

I have a feeling that if Iowa loses, no chair on the same floor is safe.

I'm glad I'm not watching the game in my house today.

 

[Xerxes]

I'm concerned about Iowa's run D. When was the last time Iowa ranked 6th in the B1G in rush D?

 

[4thngoal]

I'm concerned about Iowa's run D. When was the last time Iowa ranked 6th in the B1G in rush D?

When was the last time Iowa ranked 5th in the nation on defensive scoring? At the end of the game all that matters is what the score board says.
They won't get away with that touch football crap like how Wisconsin played them.

 

[tksirius]

Go.

We CANNOT lose to these inbred, Uncle Rico, washed-up, girlfriend-beatin’ drug-dealin’ credit card-stealin’ gun-hidin’ Trans Am-drivin’ pedophilin’ mullet-wearin’ knuckle draggin’ mouth breathin’ sister-bangin’ Opie Taylor fucks.

Do not lose this fucking game, Iowa. Send those genetic rejects back to whatever mud hut or juvenile detention center they crawled out of or just get a hotel room in Lincoln until next fall. Do not disgrace this great state of Iowa by not bringing that fucking trophy back across the river. It does not belong there, and the only reason it should cross the border into that third world shit hole is to show those fuckin drool rags what they can’t have.

Get this shit DONE and get back here before the stink gets in your clothes. Interstate 80 was paved in 1957 for a victory parade back to Iowa City, not a walk of shame. Do not disgrace the past 4 Hawkeye teams that built this streak, do not make George Kittle look like an idiot on SVP, and do not come back here without that goodamn ugly-ass trophy.

GET IT DONE.

Replace Opie Taylor with 'the Darlings' and I'm on board.

 

[Fryowa]

But Nate Stanley plays for Iowa. Are you saying you want ‘that fucker’ to win? I’m confused.

Yes, dummy.

And I see all of your posts since August have been directed at me. I’m glad you’re a fan of my work.

Fucker.

 

[clownkilla]

It's gonna be a bloodbath!!! Goodguys 42, Chickenfuckers 12.


I wonder how many brothers and sisters will divorce after today's game.

 

[MoseSchrute]

Excellent thread title, sir.

 

[clownkilla]

...How I imagine the Iowa locker room will be pregame.

 

[M1911A1Hawkeye]

Let’s go Hawkeyes. Beat those arrogant asshats.

 

[NEIChawk]

I have inbred laws and nieces and nephews just waiting to shoot me a text if they win. Hawkeyes don't let that happen

 

[NEIChawk]

What I truly hate the most about Nebraska is Lil Red....creepy as F

Oh no Eric (man boobs) Crouch highlights, even worse

 

[The Big LeHAWKski]

Pumped up for a BIG IOWA VICTORY!

 

[NEIChawk]

Look for a ton of holding by the fuskers.

 

[M1911A1Hawkeye]

Amber and I just did four shots of Fireball.

Lets go Hawks.