***Official Sand People Extinction Thread, 2019 Edition***

Fryowa said:
Go.

We CANNOT lose to these inbred, Uncle Rico, washed-up, girlfriend-beatin’ drug-dealin’ credit card-stealin’ gun-hidin’ Trans Am-drivin’ pedophilin’ mullet-wearin’ knuckle draggin’ mouth breathin’ sister-bangin’ Opie Taylor fucks.

Do not lose this fucking game, Iowa. Send those genetic rejects back to whatever mud hut or juvenile detention center they crawled out of or just get a hotel room in Lincoln until next fall. Do not disgrace this great state of Iowa by not bringing that fucking trophy back across the river. It does not belong there, and the only reason it should cross the border into that third world shit hole is to show those fuckin drool rags what they can’t have.

Get this shit DONE and get back here before the stink gets in your clothes. Interstate 80 was paved in 1957 for a victory parade back to Iowa City, not a walk of shame. Do not disgrace the past 4 Hawkeye teams that built this streak, do not make George Kittle look like an idiot on SVP, and do not come back here without that goodamn ugly-ass trophy.

GET IT DONE.
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That shit cracked me up!
 
It’ll be good to get rid of this game after thanksgiving.
There’s just no energy to it.

give Iowa the extra day to rest
 
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