***Official Row Boat Springs A Leak Game Thread***

[thedukeofearl]

An oar up Fleck’s ass, pleez.

Quite Right, Sir

 

[thedukeofearl]

FUCKING YELLOW GOPHER PUSSIES

Hear Hear

 

[hawkdrummer1]

@hawkdrummer1 can hook you up.

He’s a boss up there.

Let's go boys...

 

[1980HAWKFAN]

There is a mathematical chance of winning the West

Assuming we win out

If Minnesota wins 1 more game, we can't win over them

If they lose 2 and we would win over them


If Wisconsin wins their next 2, they win the West

If they lose 2 we would beat them

Still a chance, but

Not Very Likely

West Division

Standings Conference Pct. Division Pct. Overall Pct. Home Away Neutral Streak
Minnesota 6-1 0.857 3-1 0.750 9-1 0.900 6-0 3-1 0-0 L1
Wisconsin 5-2 0.714 3-1 0.750 8-2 0.800 6-0 2-2 0-0 W2
Iowa 4-3
Illinois 4-3
Purdue 3-4
Nebraska
Northwestern

Math must not be your strong suit. If Wisky and Minny have to play each other one of them will win. Therefore there is no possibility of the them both losing out.

 

[revkev73]

Yep. It's a massive thorn in our side.

Similar to Michigan and now Harbaugh...butt whipped by OSU every year...tough to rise above that thorn and be near the top.

Wisconsin has owned Iowa, since the fake punt debacle.

 

[thedukeofearl]

Math must not be your strong suit. If Wisky and Minny have to play each other one of them will win. Therefore there is no possibility of the them both losing out.

I couldn't care less about wisconsin or minnesota winning a cold terd to sup upon. Who gives a F.

Don't even want to see the Hawks win the west. It is not really a prize after all. Welcome to the slaughterhouse, Are you having difficulty grasping that either wisconsin or minnesota will win. Do you even give a F, pal

Adios

 

[AreWeThereYet]

There is a mathematical chance of winning the West

Assuming we win out

If Minnesota wins 1 more game, we can't win over them

If they lose 2 and we would win over them


If Wisconsin wins their next 2, they win the West

If they lose 2 we would beat them

Still a chance, but

Not Very Likely

West Division

Standings Conference Pct. Division Pct. Overall Pct. Home Away Neutral Streak
Minnesota 6-1 0.857 3-1 0.750 9-1 0.900 6-0 3-1 0-0 L1
Wisconsin 5-2 0.714 3-1 0.750 8-2 0.800 6-0 2-2 0-0 W2
Iowa 4-3
Illinois 4-3
Purdue 3-4
Nebraska
Northwestern

Both Minnesota and Wisconsin can not simultaneously lose both their remaining games because they play each other.

 

[thedukeofearl]

Both Minnesota and Wisconsin can not simultaneously lose both their remaining games because they play each other.

Sez who
Have any idea the meaning of
IF

 

[Northside Hawk]

Tomorrow's newspaper headlines

"EP-PYc Win For Hawks"

"Fleck Walks The Plank In Iowa City"

"Gopher's Dream Season Shipwrecked By Pineapple Express"

"Iowa City Hog Heaven Once Again"

 

[1980HAWKFAN]

I couldn't care less about wisconsin or minnesota winning a cold terd to sup upon. Who gives a F.

Don't even want to see the Hawks win the west. It is not really a prize after all. Welcome to the slaughterhouse, Are you having difficulty grasping that either wisconsin or minnesota will win. Do you even give a F, pal

Adios

Oh I didn't realize you were in concussion protocol. Sorry my bad. Go Hawks

 

[hawkeyebob62]

Yep. Thought for sure they were going to go personal foul. First down Minnie and then make it 1st and 25

Wouldn't have mattered. The penalty occurred AFTER the drop, which meant it happened while WE had possession. For past reference, look back to the target on Ron Colluzzi against Michigan. Personal foul, targeting, etc., but it happened AFTER the play, on 4th down, so it was Michigan ball, hence, the reason we didn't keep possession. Same deal with the Belton penalty.

 

[hawkeyebob62]

So the late hit wouldn't have given Minnesota a 1st down anyway? Doesn't seem right but I'll take it

Same type of situation in 2016 Michigan game, when Colluzzi had to bail on a punt and did that awesome flip. He got hit AFTER the play, which meant possession had changed the second the play was dead. In both cases, penalty happened AFTER "change of possession".

 

[hawkeyebob62]

Here come the ferentz tears. This will be the national championship win for the year. Renewed again and sign on for another 10 years. History continues to repeat itself

It just galls you when the Hawks win. And I love that fact.

 

[hawkeyebob62]

Wisky has to lose next week. Minnesota lose out. Iowa win out.

Not gonna happen.

But Who wins that? I don’t know.

Wiscy would win tiebreaker having beaten both teams (Iowa, Minny)

 

[AreWeThereYet]

Wiscy would win tiebreaker having beaten both teams (Iowa, Minny)

The only way Iowa wins out is if the plane carrying the Wisconsin team to Minneapolis crashes into Minnesota's practice facility jihadi style wiping out both teams. Now there's an "IF" scenario.

 

[AreWeThereYet]

The only way Iowa wins out is if the plane carrying the Wisconsin team to Minneapolis crashes into Minnesota's practice facility jihadi style wiping out both teams. Now there's an "IF" scenario.

Or a huge bench clearing melee breaks out at the Wisconsin vs. Minnesota game, including opposing fans, thus causing both teams to forfeit. Hell, I'd even pay to see that.

 

[hawkeyebob62]

The only way Iowa wins out is if the plane carrying the Wisconsin team to Minneapolis crashes into Minnesota's practice facility jihadi style wiping out both teams. Now there's an "IF" scenario.

I wouldn't be pissed. Just sayin'

 

[HawksMN]

Didnt notice live....but big missed false start call on Minny's last TD play. Not saying they would not have scored anyway...but maybe burned more time. No consequence as it stands.

 

[EstronHawkKing]

I tip my hat to the Gophers and their participation during The Wave

 

[Northside Hawk]

Quite Right, Sir

Aye Aye captain.

YAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!!