I thought that was going to be a piece where they ragged on the stupidity of the tweet and the failure of the public education system. But they went right along with it, never questioning the stupidity; great twist, I did not see that coming.
I hope that's just an old picture of a gallon of milk. I would think it would separate into layers, turn colors, and start turning into funky stuff a long time ago. Whatever you do, don't open it.