OFFICIAL FIRE TIM LESTER THREAD

[vegashawki]

All this talk about poop, here I am with a case of the runs - started with an explosives moment this afternoon, glad was home

Don’t get overly aggressive and strain too much! Keep your poop shoot internal, once it goes external life as you know it no longer exists.

 

[MelroseHawkins]

Don’t get overly aggressive and strain too much! Keep your poop shoot internal, once it goes external life as you know it no longer exists.

I recommend eating a jar of sauerkraut and sprinkle in some brussel sprouts.

 

[okeefe4prez]

FIRE TIM LESTER

 

[NCHawker]

Pro Tip: Dab, dont wipe

 

[Chickenlounge]

One can always hang his ass over the sink and rinse off

Works every time for me

Occasionally there is a shocked citizen

But that's what can happen while using a public restroom

I wouldn't trust the structural integrity of a public sink and I'm not tall enough to "hang my ass" over a sink

 

[NCHawker]

More about shit

the word shit

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[NCHawker]

I Think I Just Shit In My Pants (rare 1960's soul vinyl)

Bobo Bojangles was positioned to be one of the most celebrated soul singers in history when "I Think I Just Shit In My Pants" was released. People found his...

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When you gotta shit bad but Free Bird comes on

Idea by meMade by https://www.youtube.com/@MrSirlandInspired by https://youtu.be/HmWWVM1-tDE

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[okeefe4prez]

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[NCHawker]

Tim Lester shit his pants one time. He should be fired.

 

[MelroseHawkins]

Tim Lester is the shit.

 

[thedukeofearl]

I wouldn't trust the structural integrity of a public sink and I'm not tall enough to "hang my ass" over a sink

That would be one of the major considerations

 

[thedukeofearl]

I recommend eating a jar of sauerkraut and sprinkle in some brussel sprouts.

 

[99topdawg]

Did you hear about the constipated math teacher?

He worked it out with a pencil.

 

[NCHawker]

Did you hear about the constipated math teacher?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Proctologists alway have a digital solution

 

[okeefe4prez]

FIRE TIM LESTER

 

[NCHawker]

Tim Lester never had a bowel movement. He's full of shit. Fire him

 

[NCHawker]

The zip code and term ZIP was Introduced on July 1, 1963, the basic format comprised five digits.

 

[99topdawg]

so much for the story about my friend's Adodicktome

If he was a trucker, he could get a new Peterbilt.

 

[MelroseHawkins]

Explains Tim Lester's license plate I saw on his Mini Cooper parked at the football complex yesterday.
Iowa
"AssMan"
Johnson

 

[okeefe4prez]

FIRE TIM LESTER