OFFICIAL 2012 HN POSTER AWARDS

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do the curtains match the drapes, honey?

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

do the curtains match the drapes, honey?

Sweetie, I think you meant to ask "Does the carpet match the drapes". Curtains and drapes are essentially the same thing. Yes.

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

well, this has turned into a weird thread...

There is a lot of weirdo's in this thread.

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

Sweetie, I think you meant to ask "Does the carpet match the drapes". Curtains and drapes are essentially the same thing. Yes.

He's dumb.

 

[MeatMan]

There is a lot of weirdo's in this thread.

present company excluded?

 

[dave3912]

He's dumb.

Well what do you expect from a cyclone troll?

 

[Scooter]

If it makes your butts feel better, I made my own awards...

Doosher of the Year: GhostofBTT
Pole Smoker of the Year (awarded to Ghostof's biggest fan boy): HawkfromNorwalk
Closet Cyclone Fan of the Year: Hawkeye11en1
Most Bangable Spouse Award: Hawkeye11en1
Best Manager of a Fast Food Restaurant in the Front Range: NottiBoy
Ugly Mug Award for Dooshiest Avatar: GhostofBTT
Poster Whose Avatar Most Resembles Their Actual Appearance: GhostofBTT
Troll of the Year: TrooperFry

Obsession is not just a perfume by Calvin Klein....

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

present company excluded?

Of course.

 

[hok]

Sweetie, I think you meant to ask "Does the carpet match the drapes". Curtains and drapes are essentially the same thing. Yes.

See, you know me well already, doll face; I think we were destined to be together...for a night. Or for some afternoon delight if that's your thing.

 

[HawkeyeShane]

Those tell me 2 things:

1. I have trolled CF well enough to be thought of as a closet cyclone fan.

2. I have a stalker. Only someone who has researched me to great lengths would know how bangable my wife is.

This.

And...you're running low on chips...

 

[aeischeid]

I'd rather watch John Carter than view this steaming pile of disappointment...

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

This.

And...you're running low on chips...

You better refill my cupboard you bastard. And wash the sheets.

 

[kmajhawk]

Wow, this awrard is a dream come true. I'd like to thank everyone who made it possible. Also a special shoutout to the laziness of the committee. Couldn't have done it without you!

Absolutely correct, Dewd. Your work itself earned you nothing ... Just sayin'

 

[HawkeyeShane]

You better refill my cupboard you bastard. And wash the sheets.

I always do, amigo! I mean...uhh...

GOTTA GO!

 

[ColoradoHAWKEYE]

TL;DR

 

[okeefe4prez]

Uhhh....Melissa couldn't even prove that she was female.

The Committee knows this. That is why the award title was not modified with "real."

 

[okeefe4prez]

Well this was disappointing. In trying to not be like the NCAA, The Committee became exactly like the NCAA in that it punishes innocent folks for the indiscretions of others.

The Committee has two words for folks like you who think you can just show up and get special recognition: Fat Cat. 2012 was the year the fat cat re-invaded the Iowa football program from its head coach on down. It appears that this mentality has permeated down to the fan base as well.

The Committee has made it clear that this is Marine Corps style tough love and hopes to see a better performance in 2013.

 

[okeefe4prez]

Like the AP split off of the BCS, there needs to be a new Committee on HN as well.

The Committee delegated the formation of a separate slate of awards called the "Proles Choice Awards" where each and every one of you would have had a say in the final outcome of the awards. A Secretary was appointed to run these awards. She chose not to.

 

[okeefe4prez]

No it's because last year was awesome see 2011 awards the committee must be down in numbers this year

Just as an FYI, you had three awards in 2012 before someone crapped on the rules and forced The Committee's hand here. Though I don't speak on behalf of The Committee, I genuinely feel bad for what happened to you and several other posters.

 

[okeefe4prez]

In response to that certain poster who caused the changes to the awards this year, The Committee issues the following statement:

You have been retroactively stripped of the violentacrez troll of the year award and the nice things The Committee said about your trolling abilities are all hereby rescinded. You, sir, are not a true troll. A true troll would relish in the fact that he ruined the awards for everyone and take great pleasure in knowing that his behaviors angered so many people so greatly. You, sir, have demonstrated that you have a conscience by attempting to usurp the authority vested in The Committee and forming your own democratic committee. A true troll would never do such a thing. You are an amateur and The Committee takes great satisfaction in exposing you for the amateur troll that you are.