OFFICIAL 2012 HN POSTER AWARDS

twinlaker said:
Here you go meat

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she's listening
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thanks man. this should only take a half hour or so...
 
GhostofBTT said:
As Dean of posters, I have a responsibility inherent to my stature as an honored leader in this community. While The Committee may take delight in ruining the Christmases of 30 people, I took no pleasure in that. It truly speaks to the wholesale "Ferentzing" of The Committee and it's mission. Like Ferentz, they don't care about anything but their own comfort. Like Ferentz, they demand things are done their way, even when it is clearly wrong. Like Ferentz, they are coasting on their past success despite performing poorly. And like Ferentz, they get defensive when asked to be held accountable for their mediocre output.

Much like Ferentz is holding the fans hostage, you gentlemen are holding my Dean constituents hostage because of a beef with me. I will not stand for this.

Well sir, I may be a prole who can't do anything to get the real Ferentz fired, but I sure as hell have the power to put pressure on the Ferentz Committee. I DEMAND a new HN Poster awards be issued to reward those who went above and beyond. I know The Committee does not want to post in a place where excellence is not rewarded. Where hard work does not receive accolades. Where prole idiots who start thirteen new threads after a loss think they are just as valuable to this board as a person like Norwalk or Theboat.

Ferentz Committee, my offer is this. Re-issue the awards immediately. In exchange, I will voluntarily disqualify myself from any and all awards for this year, with an assurance that objectionable behavior such as you saw will not continue.

A refusal to accept this offer will result in a new, non-Ferentz Committee issuing independent awards on Saturday the 5th.
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Your offer is illusory. You have already been disqualified from awards for your showboating and even with your disqualification, The Committee can't simply "unremember" the fantastic year that you had. You knew the rules and you broke them. Miller might let people break the rules, but The Committee does not. The Committee has deleted all correspondence related to the awards and at this juncture, the awards would have to be reconstructed from memory which would not do justice to those who should have won awards but whose contributions have been forgotten. Perhaps there are archival copies of nominating ballots in existence, but The Committee does not have time to convene to decide what to do, then hire a computer forensic analyst, then conduct the final votes, then post the awards and still make it to NYE parties. So the answer is no. The Committee appreciates your attempt to fall on your sword for being wrong here, but it is really too little, too late.
 
MeatMan said:
thanks man. this should only take a half hour or so...
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Hard for me to type this with a tear in my eye, but I was really sad that Rookie of the Year didn't even make it a full vote of The Committee. Can't see how you wouldn't have won.
 
DP5555 said:
Wow. Am I the only one thinking "Who really gives a flying f*** about an internet message board award" ? Take this post and stick it. If that withdraws me from future lame awards then I might just cry myself to sleep tonight.
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Everytime I see your name I think two things

1: You're an idiot.

2:
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okeefe4prez said:
Your offer is illusory. You have already been disqualified from awards for your showboating and even with your disqualification, The Committee can't simply "unremember" the fantastic year that you had. You knew the rules and you broke them. Miller might let people break the rules, but The Committee does not. The Committee has deleted all correspondence related to the awards and at this juncture, the awards would have to be reconstructed from memory which would not do justice to those who should have won awards but whose contributions have been forgotten. Perhaps there are archival copies of nominating ballots in existence, but The Committee does not have time to convene to decide what to do, then hire a computer forensic analyst, then conduct the final votes, then post the awards and still make it to NYE parties. So the answer is no. The Committee appreciates your attempt to fall on your sword for being wrong here, but it is really too little, too late.
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Very well Kurt. The NEW COMMITTEE will proceed as planned. My people will receive a legitimate awards presentation.

*my 10,000th post. awesome.
 
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GhostofBTT said:
Very well Kurt. The NEW COMMITTEE will proceed as planned. My people will receive a legitimate awards presentation.
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This will end as well as Amidala trying to form her own new senate. Darth Miller will run through your new committee faster than Vader ran through the Jedi. Good luck and enjoy your Pete Rose Memorial Lifetime Ban Award.
 
dave3912 said:
There is no site in the world that has their panties in a bigger bunch than CF.
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I previously worked with someone who is now a member of the CF staff. He always talks about how they get their kicks from banning Hawkeye fans and how they sit around and talk about it. He was always a tool, should have known he would end up working there.
 
okeefe4prez said:
This will end as well as Amidala trying to form her own new senate. Darth Miller will run through your new committee faster than Vader ran through the Jedi. Good luck and enjoy your Pete Rose Memorial Lifetime Ban Award.
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"The more you tighten your grip, the more star systems will slip through your fingers."

Keep that in mind Kurt.
 
okeefe4prez said:
Hard for me to type this with a tear in my eye, but I was really sad that Rookie of the Year didn't even make it a full vote of The Committee. Can't see how you wouldn't have won.
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well, maybe i can get banned, start another username, and win it next year.
 
Sparky said:
I previously worked with someone who is now a member of the CF staff. He always talks about how they get their kicks from banning Hawkeye fans and how they sit around and talk about it. He was always a tool, should have known he would end up working there.
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Sparky, wow, how life must suck for those people. They are too stupid to realize that any hawkeye fan that goes there WANTS to get banned. The faster the better the story they bring back to the hawkeye boards.

I noticed you said "previously", so good for you. If I had to listen to ISU fans like that I would go nuts.
 
dave3912 said:
Sparky, wow, how life must suck for those people. They are too stupid to realize that any hawkeye fan that goes there WANTS to get banned. The faster the better the story they bring back to the hawkeye boards.

I noticed you said "previously", so good for you. If I had to listen to ISU fans like that I would go nuts.
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He was a typical ISU fan. his greatest comeback was "Did you even go to school there?" Was glad when he got fired for missing too much work.
 
Sparky said:
He was a typical ISU fan. his greatest comeback was "Did you even go to school there?" Was glad when he got fired for missing too much work.
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I love that argument, classic. Makes completely no sense. Although I don't make fun of ISU as a school just the people that go there because of the things they say and do. They are so butthurt over anything Iowa that is the only real comeback they have and as I said it is pointless argument.

By that logic and applying it to the pro teams then you can't root for any team other than the one that is from where you live, if you don't have one then you aren't be a fan of that team.

Makes complete sense.
 
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