OFFICIAL 2012 HN POSTER AWARDS

My official press release.

Greetings friend. I come to you not as a scorned award non-winner, but as your dean.

The horrible abortion of the yearly HN posters award that The Committee gave us is NOT ACCEPTABLE. I don't care that I didn't win, or that The Committee essentially blamed me for ******* the entire thing up. As Dean, I feel that the people here deserve better, and board morale requires a serious award presentation based not on spite but celebrating excellence. Therefore, I formally propose that a NEW COMMITTEE be formed, in order to issue awards, real awards, no later than a week from tonight, January 5th, 2013.

While I take it upon myself to form THE NEW COMMITTEE, I want to make this 100% clear...I will not accept any nominations or awards from this NEW COMMITTEE. For once, this in not about me an my insatiable ego, but rather celebrating the best this board has to offer. In addition, I will refuse any non-ceremonial role in this NEW COMMITTEE. I will take responsibility for choosing worthy members, and establishing new responsibilities, but I will have no role in issuing awards.

Anyone who wishes to be a part of this NEW COMMITTEE, please indicate so in this thread. By Monday or Tuesday, I would like to have an acceptable number of worthy members to begin deliberations.

Thank you. May God bless you all, and may God bless HN.

Dean of Posters, William A.H. Vonnegut Jr.
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If it makes your butts feel better, I made my own awards...

Doosher of the Year: GhostofBTT
Pole Smoker of the Year (awarded to Ghostof's biggest fan boy): HawkfromNorwalk
Closet Cyclone Fan of the Year: Hawkeye11en1
Most Bangable Spouse Award: Hawkeye11en1
Best Manager of a Fast Food Restaurant in the Front Range: NottiBoy
Ugly Mug Award for Dooshiest Avatar: GhostofBTT
Poster Whose Avatar Most Resembles Their Actual Appearance: GhostofBTT
Troll of the Year: TrooperFry
 
hok said:
If it makes your butts feel better, I made my own awards...

Doosher of the Year: GhostofBTT
Pole Smoker of the Year (awarded to Ghostof's biggest fan boy): HawkfromNorwalk
Closet Cyclone Fan of the Year: Hawkeye11en1
Most Bangable Spouse Award: Hawkeye11en1
Best Manager of a Fast Food Restaurant in the Front Range: NottiBoy
Ugly Mug Award for Dooshiest Avatar: GhostofBTT
Poster Whose Avatar Most Resembles Their Actual Appearance: GhostofBTT
Troll of the Year: TrooperFry
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Apparently Ghost is in your head.

And I'm sorry hok, but that chicken-caught-in-a-barfight tiger hawk avatar of yours is the dooshiest. I mean, I know of no one that actually likes that particular tiger hawk. Sure you see some old guys at games, that bought a pleather jacket with one of those, but they are wearing it because they need readers and don't realize how ****** it looks.
 
MNHawkeyeFreak said:
Apparently Ghost is in your head.

And I'm sorry hok, but that chicken-caught-in-a-barfight tiger hawk avatar of yours is the dooshiest. I mean, I know of no one that actually likes that particular tiger hawk. Sure you see some old guys at games, that bought a pleather jacket with one of those, but they are wearing it because they need readers and don't realize how ****** it looks.
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Well I like it.

So did you not win Female Poster of the Year because you're a bad poster, or because your gender is in question?
 
It appears the committee was thrown into a tail spin when the spokesman and MC received a 30 day suspension. One of the union stewards from the politics board needs to file a grievance with the owner.
 
hok said:
Well I like it.

So did you not win Female Poster of the Year because you're a bad poster, or because your gender is in question?
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I guess you'd first have to define what a good poster is and a bad poster. I don't believe my gender is in question. OK4P was trying to find any excuse he could not to give anyone an award. I believe The Committe faked this ***** "Melissa" just so he'd have an excuse not to give me an award. Not to mention that I ****ed up my sig.

A month or so ago, I had to remove my HN poster sig to fit in an awesome Scorpio quote, and when that got old, and in needed to put my award back in, I couldn't remember what it said exactly, and I think I looked up someone else's sig that had "proles choice awards" in it. I thought it didn't look right, you know, like when you spell a word and it didn't look right, but I stuck with it and that faux pas really ticked off The Committee.
 
MNHawkeyeFreak said:
I guess you'd first have to define what a good poster is and a bad poster. I don't believe my gender is in question. OK4P was trying to find any excuse he could not to give anyone an award. I believe The Committe faked this ***** "Melissa" just so he'd have an excuse not to give me an award. Not to mention that I ****ed up my sig.

A month or so ago, I had to remove my HN poster sig to fit in an awesome Scorpio quote, and when that got old, and in needed to put my award back in, I couldn't remember what it said exactly, and I think I looked up someone else's sig that had "proles choice awards" in it. I thought it didn't look right, you know, like when you spell a word and it didn't look right, but I stuck with it and that faux pas really ticked off The Committee.
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Ok. Why you so mad about these silly awards? Is it important that you be beloved by a bunch of Internet peoples?
 
Those tell me 2 things:

1. I have trolled CF well enough to be thought of as a closet cyclone fan.

2. I have a stalker. Only someone who has researched me to great lengths would know how bangable my wife is.
 
Hawkeye11en1 said:
Those tell me 2 things:

1. I have trolled CF well enough to be thought of as a closet cyclone fan.

2. I have a stalker. Only someone who has researched me to great lengths would know how bangable my wife is.
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Vin could also be another answer for #2
 
I'd like to thank the lord gawd Kurt Ferrets, my one tree savor Gregg Davidson, and my gramma' for being my rock. I love ewe mam ma!!!!!!!
 
Hawkeye11en1 said:
Those tell me 2 things:

1. I have trolled CF well enough to be thought of as a closet cyclone fan.

2. I have a stalker. Only someone who has researched me to great lengths would know how bangable my wife is.
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1. Everyone knows you're on CF and knows that they love you there.

2. I was just making an assumption given how rad you are. I don't think you would marry a woman who wasn't completely bangable.
 
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