Perhaps dumpster dive? I've heard alot of people with tickets on this board aren't going this weekend... just do alittle research and find where they live and get to the trash before the trash men/women pick it up. The tickets should still work ok just dried up tears and anger might need to be cleaned up off them.
Unfortunately, the "courts" have said my previous "research" like that is "frowned upon" and can be considered "stalking". Whatever.