nebraska Game Thread

[Hawke]

Nebraska Cornhuskers vs Iowa Hawkeyes

This spoof of the EVO vs. Iphone video will give you a good idea of what it is like to live in the state of Nebraska and be a fan of a different college.

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I was working in Omaha during the spring before the fusckers started Big Ten play. The manager was a typical head up the ass Debby Dipshit that was always saying things that strongly suggested Nebraska football was too good for the B1G and was doing the conference a favor by joining. One day he asked me where Madison was, as if a husker fan wouldn’t know of such petty things. I told him he would have plenty of time to figure it out on the quiet ride home after a husker defeat. I then told him the same applied to any other quiet rides home after a road game. I don’t think it registered with him that I wasn’t joking.

One thing that link failed to mention was their Heisman trophy winners, it’s one of their favorite topics when clinging to the past.

 

[HuckFinn]

Not much love for the delusional busker fans. I graduated from Nebraska Wesleyan in Lincoln in the mid 60’s and Nebbie was actually winning and sell outs were real. I had no time for them then, so watching their ongoing dumpster fire Big Ten membership is sweet.

Here is one for Fry: The official label for the State Capitol building in Lincoln is…”The Penis of the Plains.”

 

[NCHawker]