Re: absolutism...
1) The term you're looking for is hyperbole. This is the internet, and hyperbole is what we do on sports boards. Hot takes are fun, and internet boards (especially sports boards) would suck ass without ridiculous hyperbole.
2) There's no "I" in my screen name. If you're doing it for funsies like
@okeefe4prez uses "irregardless," well ok...but it's nowhere NEAR as fuckin' funny as watching people correct him on irregardless. He went to lawyer school, and barristers don't screw up grammar. They learn grammar on like the third day of lawyer school.