Meth Bowins Sighting

[Ree4]

Put Gus Johnson's call of Bethard to TSmith in the 2015 Champ game on a loop as I love it.

But Gus sucked when the hawks clobbered USC and all the "5 star air raid" players in the Holiday Bowl. Just call the effing game without making an opinionated comment after every play. Save your great calls for the really top plays of the game when it counts.

The best part about that was that it was a 3 star guy throwing to a 3 star guy

 

[Ree4]

Re: absolutism...

1) The term you're looking for is hyperbole. This is the internet, and hyperbole is what we do on sports boards. Hot takes are fun, and internet boards (especially sports boards) would suck ass without ridiculous hyperbole.

2) There's no "I" in my screen name. If you're doing it for funsies like @okeefe4prez uses "irregardless," well ok...but it's nowhere NEAR as fuckin' funny as watching people correct him on irregardless. He went to lawyer school, and barristers don't screw up grammar. They learn grammar on like the third day of lawyer school.

I will call you out on your use of "lawyer school"

 

[Fryowa]

I will call you out on your use of "lawyer school"

I was hoping you'd do that...

 

[Ree4]

I was hoping you'd do that...

I know

 

[Knight78]

After Keith Jackson, the rest of the talking heads are boredom personified.

Keith Jackson could make your grocery list sound like the winning touchdown in the Super Bowl.

 

[Ree4]

Keith Jackson could make your grocery list sound like the winning touchdown in the Super Bowl.

How many time's out do we have left?

 

[Seth53]

Keith Jackson could make your grocery list sound like the winning touchdown in the Super Bowl.

The Best of Keith Jackson

www.youtube.com

 

[99topdawg]

For me it's Al Michaels. I don't get the bukakke fest over him. Voice and delivery like nails on a chalkboard. Brad Nessler is light-years better. Even Joe Buck is way more listenable.