If I simply tell you the answer, you will not have learned anything. You must look deep within yourself through your brain (to reason through the facts) to your heart (to understand the emotional implications) and finally you will arrive the final resting place of your answer, the anus. It is here where the ebb and flow of Greg's offensive prowess thrives and it is here where the answer becomes clear.
Time to flush now!
Best post I've read in awhile, thanks for that one!