JBo sez

[Ian Pike Hammer]

Welcome to another episode of "JBo sez". When we last left JBo, he was saying, " I might be a little late for practice today's coach. I,m supervising the production of my new line of basketball sneakers. I call them the "Half-Courters."

Your turn.

 

[Ian Pike Hammer]

Since u guys r so slow on the uptake, I,ll do another one. JBo sez, "I might be a little late for practice today coach, I,m doing a photo shoot for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition this afternoon."

Your turn.

 

[99topdawg]

JBo sez, I might be a little late for practice today coach. I'm going to my 20 year class reunion.

 

[99topdawg]

JBi sez, I might be a little late for practice today coach, it's my grandson's 2nd birthday.

 

[99topdawg]

Jbo sez, I might be a little late for practice today coach, I'm working with Everlast to promote their new line of punching bags.

 

[What's the deal]

Jbo sez, I might be a little late for practice today coach as defense will be stressed today and that does not interest me

 

[Chickenlounge]

JBo sez Relax!

Wait...no...that was Frankie.

 

[dahlhawk]

Jbo sez, the line for endorsements start here.....where is everyone?

 

[Ian Pike Hammer]

JBo sez, I might be a little late for practice todays coach . Got a photo shoot with Micheal Jordan at noon.

 

[Motigerhawk]

JBo sez, I might be a little late for practice today, coach. I'm celebrating my signature on the Constitution.

 

[Hawkfnntn]

JBo sez he and Settles have an AARP meeting this afternoon.

 

[ForeverHawk]

JBo sez, I might be a little late for practice today coach, I have to live my life so those on HawkeyeNation can obsess over how I do it!

 

[HawkeyeFever]

JBo sez, I might be a little late for practice today coach, I have to live my life so those on HawkeyeNation can obsess over how I do it!

Lighten up, Francis.

JBo sez, I might be a little late for practice today coach, ForeverHawk and I have a shuffleboard tournament to attend.

 

[ForeverHawk]

Lighten up, Francis.

JBo sez, I might be a little late for practice today coach, ForeverHawk and I have a shuffleboard tournament to attend.

I would love to play shuffleboard with JBo!

 

[MelroseHawkins]

JBo sez "I might be a little late for practice today coach, ForeverHawk is over kissing my ass".

 

[MelroseHawkins]

What JBO sez?

I see what you did there.

 

[ForeverHawk]

JBo sez "I might be a little late for practice today coach, ForeverHawk is over kissing my ass".

JBo sez “I might be a little late for practice today coach, I just got done with penetration drills and dropping bombs on MelroseHawkins’ wife. She opened up both sides of the court for a little open gym sesh. Her backcourt game is slamming. A little loose, so I stepped back and rained on her all day. PMac and ConMan may be late as well, they were there. I can’t believe she wanted to take us 3 on 1. But, oh did she ever. She’s one of the best ball handlers I’ve seen. She kept moaning something about not ever being satisfied with her game until today. Said she’s never had it so hard. She wants to run it back with the entire team 1 on 1 next time. We are all literally drained from going up and down, in and out, side to side….all day! And then when she paid us at the end, I just knew NIL was legit.”

 

[PCHawk]

Well that escaladed quickly.

 

[Luftgekuehlt67]

The cringe factor in this thread is almost stifling.

 

[ForeverHawk]

You two forgot to say JBo sez…

I was glad I could add a solid basketball analogy!