Is Bob Sanders The Next Iowa Head Coach?

[MelroseHawkins]

I mean he was on the sidelines of the last game and still looking good. He won an NFL defensive player of the year award. I mean it makes sense!

 

[okeefe4prez]

I think if we could Bob Sanders, BJ Armstrong and George Pappadopolis on staff next year, I would do it. They're not taping Webster anymore, are they? Get some damned champions in there.

 

[JG10Hawk]

I hear rumblings Higby might be interested.

 

[Motigerhawk]

I hear that BF is using his Pats connections and getting Belicek to come in and coach TEs next year.

Tom Brady will disappoint the scUM fans and become our OC.

KF will not retire, but coach our STs.

Buddy Ryan will be our DC.

Gisele will be our cheerleading coach.

 

[westender]

I hear that BF is using his Pats connections and getting Belicek to come in and coach TEs next year.

Tom Brady will disappoint the scUM fans and become our OC.

KF will not retire, but coach our STs.

Buddy Ryan will be our DC.

Gisele will be our cheerleading coach.

Buddy is deceased, but son Rex is available. Rather have Wade Phillips.

 

[tksirius]

You know there's a little more apathy among the fanbase when we see threads like this on a regular basis.

 

[hawkdrummer1]

I mean he was on the sidelines of the last game and still looking good. He won an NFL defensive player of the year award. I mean it makes sense!

How exactly does that "make sense"?

 

[Fryowa]

...and George Pappadopolis on staff next year, I would do it. They're not taping Webster anymore, are they?

Don’t do it. His TV wife Katherine had one of those creepy David Bowie chick mullets that weirds me out bad. If he leaves her in Chicago I’ll go along with it.

 

[NEIChawk]

Don’t do it. His TV wife Katherine had one of those creepy David Bowie chick mullets that weirds me out bad. If he leaves her in Chicago I’ll go along with it.

Uh, she's fucking freaky (in a David Bowie kind of way)

 

[Northside Hawk]

Don’t do it. His TV wife Katherine had one of those creepy David Bowie chick mullets that weirds me out bad. If he leaves her in Chicago I’ll go along with it.

Is this where David Bowie came up with the idea for his song "Scary Monsters"?

 

[smitharooney]

Don’t do it. His TV wife Katherine had one of those creepy David Bowie chick mullets that weirds me out bad. If he leaves her in Chicago I’ll go along with it.

Her cameo in the first Porky’s was legendary

 

[HawkeyeDenis]

Bob was a great Hawkeye, but a coach? Don't think so.

 

[HawkeyeFever]

I mean he was on the sidelines of the last game and still looking good. He won an NFL defensive player of the year award. I mean it makes sense!

Trollin, trollin, trollin, keep those thread clicks rolling, Hawkeye!

 

[MelroseHawkins]

How exactly does that "make sense"?

Signed Mr. Literal

 

[MelroseHawkins]

Is this where David Bowie came up with the idea for his song "Scary Monsters"?

C'mon people, you don't know sexy when you see it.

 

[HawkeyeFever]

C'mon people, you don't know sexy when you see it.

I add this to the list of "sexy" women's haircuts that somehow won't go away:

***shudders***

 

[hawkdrummer1]

Signed Mr. Literal

I should have caught the sarcasm seeing your avatar.

 

[koralakers]

I mean he was on the sidelines of the last game and still looking good. He won an NFL defensive player of the year award. I mean it makes sense!

In our best dreams, only. We stuck w Ferentz’s ppl. Get used to it

 

[Denverhawk1]

I add this to the list of "sexy" women's haircuts that somehow won't go away:

***shudders***

she would like to speak to the manager and she’s not even sure what happened yet.

 

[guffus]

If Phil Parker is promoted to head coach, and Seth Wallace promoted to DC, then...

Sanders would be an excellent candidate to replace Parker as the new DB coach.