I hate to say it, but this movie is almost certainly going to be a complete embarrassment to Hawkeye fans, the University of Iowa, and the legacy of Nile Kinnick. Look, we all love Nile Kinnick and he has a great story, no doubt. But that doesn’t mean this movie is going to be any good, and the people involved with it would certainly indicate it won’t be.
I had to laugh at the characterization of Lidd’s book Nile as “mostly true-to-history...with a few small embellishments for the sake of storytelling.” Okay, then. First off, why does Kinnick’s story need “embellishing” at all? Second, I’d take issue with the “few” and “small” in that statement, as Lidd takes liberties all over the place in his book, and I have no doubt that the movie will double down on these “embellishments”.
Joe Heath has said on numerous occasions that his pitch of a Kinnick movie was met “over and over” with the statement, “Great story, but nobody knows who he is.” Look, I don’t doubt that he’s been told that once or twice as a blow-off line, but it doesn’t pass the smell test.
Remember the movie Hidden Figures from just last year? Won a couple of Oscars about the true stories of three black female mathematicians at NASA in the 1960s. Who knew who Katherine Johnson, Dorothy Vaughan, and Mary Jackson were before that movie came out? Pretty much nobody. They were no more famous than Nile Kinnick is.
12 Years A Slave, Unbroken, Hacksaw Ridge...I can do this all day. Far from every “based on a true story” movie is about someone already famous. If you have a great story, the movie makes them famous. So the fact that anyone in Hollywood would flinch at a Kinnick movie due to a lack of name recognition when movies based on relative unknowns are taking home Oscars and doing very well at the box office every single year is garbage.
But this all goes back to Joe Heath, who – because he spent some time in Los Angeles, like about 10 million other people – is seen as somehow capable of delivering Kinnick’s story to the big screen. His resume is filled with B-horror movie shlock and groundbreaking roles like the voice of Prison Dog in the animated holiday classic Up on the Wooftop. So yeah, I’m not stunned that Tom Arnold and Ashton Kutcher haven’t jumped on board yet.
A lot of talk about a $15 million dollar budget and a big planned premiere at a football stadium, but little beyond that. Heath mentions a big studio that’s ready to support distribution, being in talks with a big name director, and of course, some really well-known actors to play Kinnick and Dr. Eddie Anderson. But naturally, he hasn’t named any of them, and that’s where the rubber hits the road.
I have no doubt that with the well-intentioned help of Mark Jennings, they’ve been able to sucker some big Hawkeye donors into throwing some real money at this project. But my confidence in Heath, Lidd, and their crew to be able to produce a quality Nile Kinnick movie is virtually nil. I hope I’m wrong, because Nile Kinnick deserves better. But I’ve seen nothing thus far to fan those hopes.