homes
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To build on my own: And, then, when you're given the chance, you don't ask for a steak because you fear it might not be done as you like, so you stick with your reliable hamburger.
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Iowa football is like . . .
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HawkGold
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The Mrs used to date in the IC area. Bad idea... Like I said, I married above me. I"m more defensive of my wife than KF is of his QB.
I actually have three bad Casey's near me then. Just to many other really good pizza joints near me I guess.
damnfinn
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Fryowa
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It is like anticipating Hillary's victory coronation party...but then realizing not everyone has been through the same cross cultural and sexual identify classes you have...and voted the wrong way. And then...you are told that no one would have changed anything with the election campaign.
MelroseHawkins
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Boy, you make it sound like she got around!
KF and QB not a good comparison. KF left his QB in the 4th Q like a defenseless piece of meat for all to fight over!
tksirius
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The title of the thread is 'Iowa Football is like', not 'Kirk Ferentz is like.'
STLhawkeye20
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In all seriousness, though, this is what Iowa football is like:
Letting your CEO trash your company's image (Iowa=boring nationally), treat the local community with disrespect (pulling press credentials), treat the employees with disrespect (CJB injury), refuse to listen to input from a diverse range of sources (same philosophy since 1999), generally make bad decisions for the future of the company (conservative decisions), refuse to recruit the best academic talent from top universities (focus on 2* and 3* rural Iowans), let the company's best talent and future moneymakers go for magically "not fitting in" with the company image (pulling 5* Texas recruits' offers), not coming prepared for shareholder and board meetings (month to prepare for bowls and 5 straight losses), lining up a de facto successor with the exact same archaic philosophy (BF)...
And letting it go on because the company as a whole makes a profit despite vehement shareholder opposition.
Letting your CEO trash your company's image (Iowa=boring nationally), treat the local community with disrespect (pulling press credentials), treat the employees with disrespect (CJB injury), refuse to listen to input from a diverse range of sources (same philosophy since 1999), generally make bad decisions for the future of the company (conservative decisions), refuse to recruit the best academic talent from top universities (focus on 2* and 3* rural Iowans), let the company's best talent and future moneymakers go for magically "not fitting in" with the company image (pulling 5* Texas recruits' offers), not coming prepared for shareholder and board meetings (month to prepare for bowls and 5 straight losses), lining up a de facto successor with the exact same archaic philosophy (BF)...
And letting it go on because the company as a whole makes a profit despite vehement shareholder opposition.
HawkGold
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Boy, you make it sound like she got around!
KF and QB not a good comparison. KF left his QB in the 4th Q like a defenseless piece of meat for all to fight over!
She dated a lot. Not the same as the implication. And except for kinder eyes and less straight hair...
HawkGold
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He's not lying folks. She married beneath her.
Luv that smile!
bigjim
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That just about sums it up!
Fryowa
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That would hurt.
MelroseHawkins
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She really needs to floss more. Her gums would hemorrhage if poked.He's not lying folks. She married beneath her.
MelroseHawkins
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........is like herpes. You have it for life but only get to enjoy an outbreak once every 8 years.
drop mic. I'll be at the Funny Farm all weekend.
drop mic. I'll be at the Funny Farm all weekend.
The real question is if her twin is single!
