Iowa football is like . . .

[HawkGold]

The real question is if her twin is single!

Yes...

 

[OkstHawk]

Is like Ronda Rousey's last fight...you root for her to come out and perform like she's had a great camp but once the bell sounds she goes back into her shell and gets the sh** kicked out of her

 

[NEIChawk]

It's like buying a razor from Gamedayron

 

[taffaej]

Its like the hemorrhoid on my ass... Some days it's okay other days it flares up, itches and gets real ugly

 

[MikeyLikesIowa]

I have a few.

Iowa football is like....

...winning a pair of concert tickets from the radio station, then finding out the tickets are for a Mariah Carey concert.

...that one trip to the $5 all-you-can-eat taco bar. It tasted soooo good, but four hours later you were laying on the bathroom floor covered in your own shit and realized why the line was so short.

...freezing your tail off in a deer stand all day and leaving empty handed - only to hit a 10 point buck with the truck on your way home.

...Apple convincing you to switch from Android to iPhone. Now, whenever someone else's iPhone rings, you think it's yours because, apparently, all iPhone owners use the same three ringtones. You then learn that Apple won't let you use the home-made ringtones you used on your old Android phone. You choose to live with it because you refuse to buy any ringtones from iTunes.

 

[proudhawkfan21]

 

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[IlpYGwoeBk]

Iowa football is like rain on your wedding day, a free ride when you already paid