Iowa football is like . . .

[homes]

Going to a 5 star steakhouse and getting a really good hamburger. Okay, but not what you wanted.

 

[revkev73]

Going to the dentist...frustrating and painful...

 

[Kennyfromminne]

A sore dick....you just can't beat it

 

[BILLYBOBSTEXAS]

A painful leg cramp that wakes you up.

 

[1hawkeye1]

The hot chick acting like she's interested in you, then laughs in your face when you try to talk to her.

 

[Caddy]

A giant steaming turd..

 

[HawkGold]

The hot chick acting like she's interested in you, then laughs in your face when you try to talk to her.

Yes, but I eventually married her anyway.

 

[CJHawkeye]

Iowa football is like those femdom videos where guys get paid to get kicked in the junk over and over and over again.

 

[1hawkeye1]

Getting an STD. It was awesome..... until you actually realized what happened. Now it sucks and you can't get rid of it.

 

[hawkdrummer1]

getting a VCR for Christmas

 

[dwghawk]

Casey's pizza. Just good enough to pass for pizza, but will it ever be good pizza?

 

[BGOLD]

When your good friend is dating someone whom you can't stand. You hope they split up and just kind of keep your distance from them until it happens.

 

[STLhawkeye20]

A bad relationship...you know you're going to get hurt but you can't stop coming back for more.

 

[1hawkeye1]

Casey's pizza. Just good enough to pass for pizza, but will it ever be good pizza?

Really? You must have a bad Casey's near you cause mine is outstanding.

 

[MelroseHawkins]

Yes, but I eventually married her anyway.

Pictures or it didn't happen!!

 

[HawkGold]

Just think, if Iowa had won, we wouldn't be laughing so much today.... Laughing better than smiling?

 

[NCHawker]

this stuff sounds spooky. maybe even biographical.

Iowa football is like standing out in the cold, with wet clothes, and a full bladder.

 

[HawkGold]

Pictures or it didn't happen!!

She's hot and she has a twin. If I posted the twin, it would be a give away. I've even erred since being married, they look that close. Some how I managed to marry way above me.

 

[MelroseHawkins]

She's hot and she has a twin. If I posted the twin, it would be a give away. I've even erred since being married, they look that close. Some how I managed to marry way above me.

Ok, post her twin then. I'll live with that.

 

[NCHawker]

Iowa football is like the 25 year old pot head who's living with Mom and Dad, he says proudly that he hasn't changed a bit.