Hiring the right coach is a crap shoot.
They will never get Campbell to leave ISU for Nebbie. By all accounts, he wants either Notre Dame or OSU or the pros. Even if the Clowns are relegated, that is not going to get sorted out this year.
Look, Trev Alberts is a bright guy. He has to choose wisely and I somewhat agree with Fry that he won't be able to get anyone he wants just because they have a crazy fan base, great facilities, and near unlimited resources. They are a dumpster fire at present. But, as I have posted before, that is not to say they can't get anybody good. Um, Kirk Ferentz was a position coach in the NFL when we landed him for F's sake.
There will be a large pool of NFL assistants and lower tier college head coaches that will jump at the chance to sign on and restore The Sand People to glory. The pay raise and exposure alone is reason enough to try.
Whoever he is, I bet he will have a squeaky clean record and be known to run a disciplined program!!!