Ignorance is NOT bliss

[HawkeyeShane]

You are probably right about the spelling. Whats with the trend of uncommon spelling of names?

Sincerly,

MZuyH-McFrzzique (Pronounced Michael)

Now that's definitely a spin on Granny's cat's name, McFrisky...

 

[Icarus]

Maybe the "What If" Computer spit out that first post and everyone else here doesn't get it. Ever thought of that???

Key Robotchikin/Chris Angel/ Mind Freak music...

Your ideas intrigue me, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

 

[mmarkert]

This might be one of my favorite lines ever:

"But then Adam Robinson happened, and apparently Adam Robinson is what happens when Tony Dorsett and Herschel Walker make a Satanic anal baby. Because here's A-Rob's numbers on the ground: 25 rushes, 368 yards, 4 TDs."

To the OP: You are right; this is article is why ESPN and mainstream media hate us. After Pat Forde does his workout and drinks his coffee, he then goes and reads BHGP and then immediately types up his forde yard dash. The mainstream really hates us cuz nobody likes Satanic anal babies!

 

[HawkeyeShane]

This might be one of my favorite lines ever:

"But then Adam Robinson happened, and apparently Adam Robinson is what happens when Tony Dorsett and Herschel Walker make a Satanic anal baby. Because here's A-Rob's numbers on the ground: 25 rushes, 368 yards, 4 TDs."

To the OP: You are right; this is article is why ESPN and mainstream media hate us. After Pat Forde does his workout and drinks his coffee, he then goes and reads BHGP and then immediately types up his forde yard dash. The mainstream really hates us cuz nobody likes Satanic anal babies!

Well, we do if they walk on at Iowa and earn a starting job in their RS freshman season due to injuries at RB!

 

[JLoss]

Satanic anal baby. Pure comedy.

 

[Hawkfromnorwalk]

This has to be one of the funnier articles on BHGP in quite a while, which makes it really good considering they have some funny **** posted there. If you want a really good read, check out this post from 2007. Makes me laugh my *** off everytime I read it.

ARE YOU THERE CYCLONE FAN? IT'S ME,JEBUS. - Black Heart Gold Pants

Make sure you read the comments at the end of the article too...

 

[Hawks1]

spent the last two hrs over there, lot of stuff that's pretty funny

downloaded a podcast of their bowl picks, their humor might get old after awhile, some were quite a reach to get a laugh

but it was something different.