If an Ostrich was starting in place of Coker.....

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Ikeasaurus said:
It appears there are a few typos and grammer mistakes in your post. This indicates to me that in the typing world you are a "pecker". And the only possible conclusion has to be..................................


olddude = ortrich
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Sorry, I was laughing and in a hurry. But make no mistake, every ostrich I have ever met, is a total d-bag. Bastards hang around waiting for someone to feed them as you drive thru, and heaven forbid you have a sun roof. A-holes wouldnt even make the practice squad on my team.
 
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Stick the ball under his wing and NO ONE is getting that out without getting kicked in the head. Or you could line him up at Fullback to block for Coker. Might even be a good kicker. Wherever you put him Iowa still comes out on top!
 
I was typing on the fly.
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Ikeasaurus said:
It appears there are a few typos and grammer mistakes in your post. This indicates to me that in the typing world you are a "pecker". And the only possible conclusion has to be..................................


olddude = ortrich
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Then that means he would probably get hurt if he had to play an entire season in the B10. :D
 
can I just say how nice it is to be talking about the ability of flightless birds to play football rather than the demise of our conference like they are over at cyclone fanatic.
 
Ikeasaurus said:
I do not believe so. I think I read somewhere in his bio that he is a legacy Latin King.


**Disclaimer** This post was not meant to be derogatory or racist in any way, it is meant to reference a previous rumor that Nebraska purchases players from gangs, see Lawrence Philips.
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Racist.
 
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An ISUx defensive back (in new ISUx uniform) trying in vain to bring down the ball carrier.
 
really people, what kind of bat sh!t crazy coach would have an ostrich who most likely reads a book, while sitting on the can, on there team? I mean really I would not give very good betting lines on that team at all. There would be rumors of injuries, and I bet he couldnt play against the spread teams very well either. I dont know how you would watch him online and I sure as heck dont know where the best watching site would be. I could predict the score, but now I am bored with this thread, so I say good-bye to you.
 
All of you are being way to hard on the Ostrich population and many of you are sterotyping. Yes their vision sucks and they may not have the football IQ like a Troy Davis or the communication skills of a CPR. But how many times have you heard of an ostrich missing a game due to injury or tearing an ACL? These little guys have the heart of a champion and have the team first attitude we should expect out of all athletes.
 
SixAMtailgate said:
that turf at jack trice looks horrible, that is why I am glad kinnick got the field turf.
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Laff...yeah....that's another new trick they're going to pull tomorrow....no grass and no yard markers in attempts to confuse the ostrich.
 
olddude said:
really people, what kind of bat sh!t crazy coach would have an ostrich who most likely reads a book, while sitting on the can, on there team? I mean really I would not give very good betting lines on that team at all. There would be rumors of injuries, and I bet he couldnt play against the spread teams very well either. I dont know how you would watch him online and I sure as heck dont know where the best watching site would be. I could predict the score, but now I am bored with this thread, so I say good-bye to you.
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but interest in the ostrich could generate enough revenue to finally paint the water tower or get a giant tiger hawk on the 50 yard line....
 
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